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Posted: 12/27/2005 3:47:33 AM EDT
My girlfriend's three-year-old son got some stick-on scars, scabs and sores for Christmas.
For some reason that now escapes me, I thought it would be funny to go to bed last night with a few of them stuck on Mr. Happy. (Just kidding about the pic  )
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:33:11 AM EDT
[#1]
Well, I for one appreciate that you did not post pics.
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:41:22 AM EDT
[#2]
But honey....honey......honey...don't worry, I did not get these sores from you.
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:41:24 AM EDT
[#3]
So you slept on the couch, I take it?
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:44:11 AM EDT
[#4]
THe title of this thread should have been...
"my girlfriend doesn't appreciate my comic penis..." |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:46:40 AM EDT
[#5]
LOL
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:50:45 AM EDT
[#6]
I wonder what the wife would do if I came home from Korea with some of those stuck on mine.
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Posted: 12/27/2005 6:55:21 AM EDT
[#7]
The "converstation" started with "You've got my son's Christmas present on your dick!" and went downhill from there.
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Posted: 12/27/2005 6:58:24 AM EDT
[#8]
+1. 
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:00:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:01:49 AM EDT
[#10]
OMG! 
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:07:09 AM EDT
[#11]
I hate it when they say that....don't you ?
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:07:43 AM EDT
[#12]
Whats really funny is the kid will be sticking them all over his face tomorrow .
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:09:30 AM EDT
[#13]
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:09:32 AM EDT
[#14]
I hope the don't stick like duct tape or Mr. Happy is in for a name change.
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:11:49 AM EDT
[#15]
Mr. Scabby |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:37:48 AM EDT
[#16]
Thats funny right 'er. So how comfy was the couch
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:41:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:49:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:51:06 AM EDT
[#19]
I'm gettin nuttin for Christmas cause I've been nuttin but bad!
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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:56:37 AM EDT
[#20]
 Can't imagine it going "UP" from there, personally! |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 9:39:22 AM EDT
[#21]
So did you throw them out or just put them back in the poor kid's kit???
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Posted: 12/27/2005 9:43:35 AM EDT
[#22]
I hope you checked that the glue was not permanent, FIRST?
Super glue sounds contra-indicated for that use.... |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 9:47:09 AM EDT
[#23]
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.
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Posted: 12/27/2005 9:48:12 AM EDT
[#24]
Oh shit. Head for the hills lads! Run! 
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Posted: 12/27/2005 9:49:04 AM EDT
[#25]
Not your place to criticize. I know someone in a similar situation and he's the best thing that could have happened to my friend's sister. |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 9:51:20 AM EDT
[#26]
Woemenz never appreciate comic genius. I've been down that road many times. Take her to the movies and give her a popcorn surprise. She'll be in stitches in no time.
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Posted: 12/27/2005 9:52:52 AM EDT
[#27]
Guess I'll have to give her up, now. Any volunteers to take EB off my hands?
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Posted: 12/27/2005 10:01:31 AM EDT
[#28]
Oh heck yes!! Pick me! This will now be a 30-pager for sure. Married mine with baby kid nearly 16 years ago. Best thing I ever did. They both turned out excellent! 
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Posted: 12/27/2005 11:53:48 AM EDT
[#29]
Does she cook and clean??? 
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Posted: 12/27/2005 12:15:49 PM EDT
[#30]
I'll ask the wife when she gets home. If she says 'ok' are you willing to pay ex-gf support? 
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Posted: 12/27/2005 12:16:54 PM EDT
[#31]
 No fuckin' way! Did you really?
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Posted: 12/27/2005 12:18:06 PM EDT
[#32]
Thats funny
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Posted: 12/27/2005 12:29:50 PM EDT
[#33]
 Can't wait for school to start again.......
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Posted: 12/27/2005 12:46:08 PM EDT
[#34]
She cooks, she cleans, she's educated, she has a sense of humor (even though there's room for further development  ), she's a babe like you, and -as I tell her in an endearing tone every day - she "numbah one long-time boom-boom, no shit GI".
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Posted: 12/27/2005 2:35:25 PM EDT
[#35]
She's hired...but no boom boom. As crazy as you men make us ladies...some of us (myself included) won't swing the other way for all the crisp folded laundry in Boston's Chinatown. |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 3:25:50 PM EDT
[#36]
You'll need a Macro lens
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Posted: 12/27/2005 3:32:24 PM EDT
[#37]
Mind your manners kid. 
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Posted: 12/27/2005 3:37:23 PM EDT
[#38]
And just WTF are you getting that opinion on? Do you know her?? Actually a much smarter move than you posting such ignorant shit here. That being said, pretty funny stunt, Rodent. Glad not to see pics, though! |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:18:26 PM EDT
[#39]
I hope they used that glue they use on "post-its" or something similar or it
may not be far from the truth.  GM |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:23:23 PM EDT
[#40]
Good thing it wasnt a GI Joe. |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:31:33 PM EDT
[#41]
or a puppy
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:31:46 PM EDT
[#42]
Damn
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:34:14 PM EDT
[#43]
You know, the time I put a carrot in a finger of my glove and "accidentally" cut it off with pruning shears didn't go over big, either.
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:39:00 PM EDT
[#44]
I met my wife when she had a 5 year old. It's been 10 years and that 15 year old is about my favorite person in the world. My only regret is that I'm not his real father, though I love him like I was. You know not that of which you speak. |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:42:12 PM EDT
[#45]
The missus isn't a fan of my sense of humor either. Oh well. |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:53:15 PM EDT
[#46]
Thats really funny! HA HA HA HA HA
Ever run over dead animals on purpose?
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Posted: 12/27/2005 6:48:57 PM EDT
[#47]
I think the real question is...
If you want to play another joke on the girlfriend, tell her you put them back where you got them. She's sure to flip out when she sees the kid with the things all over his face. |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 6:57:34 PM EDT
[#48]
Grow up. |
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Posted: 12/28/2005 9:36:40 AM EDT
[#49]
It's a cross I must bear. *sigh* 
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Posted: 12/28/2005 9:47:15 AM EDT
[#50]
And I once accused you of modesty...wth was I thinking???
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