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Posted: 12/26/2005 5:53:07 PM EDT
Nothing will get you a faster look at some pie then a robins blue box with a white ribbon.  Unless youre a gynecologist.  Then they pay you to look.

But the power of the Tiffany box is amazing. It even melted the heart of our liberal midwife.  She is perpetually caught in the 60s.  Usually not very materialistic until she got that blue box.

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:01:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:02:22 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:04:35 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:04:54 PM EDT
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Taxman it will work even for you.  The earrings I bought were $57 shipped.  Came in 2 days.  Worked  like a charm.  You just have to find the right time to spring it.  Christmas is a good time as well as  birthdays, and the big V day.  Sweetest day too.

But it doesnt have to break you.  You can sell the box alone on ebay for $25.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:05:35 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



roofies
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:06:09 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.



I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:06:39 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.



I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.



60% of the time, it works all the time
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:07:16 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.




IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT"S DICK!!!!!




Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:10:03 PM EDT
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are you screwing the midwife???
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:10:11 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



Taxman it will work even for you.  The earrings I bought were $57 shipped.  Came in 2 days.  Worked  like a charm.  You just have to find the right time to spring it.  Christmas is a good time as well as  birthdays, and the big V day.  Sweetest day too.

But it doesnt have to break you.  You can sell the box alone on ebay for $25.




You got to meet me to know me, Im still regretting speding $2 to buy some grapejuice.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:11:11 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.




IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT"S DICK!!!!!






wtf have you been doing if you know what bigfoots dick smells like???? maybe i dont want to know!!!!!!!!


never mind, i get it now and yes i saw the movie, my prosessor is running slow tonight
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:15:49 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.




IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT"S DICK!!!!!






wtf have you been doing if you know what bigfoots dick smells like???? maybe i dont want to know!!!!!!!!





Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:34:42 PM EDT
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And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



roofies



That has to be one of the funniest things that I have read tonight.  
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