Man Pleads No Contest to Cattle Relations
Associated Press
Dec 23,2005

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) - A 64-year-old man has pleaded no contest to charges in Clark County Circuit Court after telling police he regularly had been using calves for sexual gratification.

Harold G. Hart was placed on two years probation Thursday and ordered to have psychological counseling and an alcohol and drug abuse assessment after pleading to charges of sexual gratification with an animal and disorderly conduct.

According to the criminal complaint, the family living on the farm Hart visited, installed a motion sensor because they had seen suspicious footprints and vehicle tracks.

When the sensor sounded, Hart was caught leaving the barn. He later told police the farm was a routine stop, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

Hart told police he had gone to the farm at least 50 times in the last year, sometimes two to four times in a week.

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Information from: Marshfield News-Herald, http://www.marshfieldnewsherald.com

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If it's ok to find love in a man's hairy ass, why not a cows.....?

Whaddya mean NO CONTEST?  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get them to stand still?

Don't think it was a cows ass more like a BJ

hahaha

Oh, like YOU'VE never done a cow.  

pictures of his grandkids

Obligatory

www.pimpworks.org/misc/madcow.swf

NSFW language.

Quoted: Whaddya mean NO CONTEST?  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get them to stand still?

Reminds me of my ex!

Maybe it was an exceptionally attractive cow. I don't think we should be judgemental until we know the facts.

LMAO.
One of my nurses is related to the guy. Uncle.
God, was she embarassed.

Guy thought it was all perfectly normal. Probably a DUer.

I have actual video footage of a local here doing just that... the video surviellance system at one of our bases caught the "tail end" of the act.

Too bad its a 27 meg file and there is no way I could send it from here.... it will have to wait till after the deployment.

If he wanted a bovine.. why didn't he just look in the wanted ads under "BWBL"

So he traded one fat cow for another?