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Posted: 12/23/2005 5:18:53 AM EDT

All I know is that if I am in some serious trouble I am not going to jail. I am much too pretty and wouldnt survive long in there.

I would have to fight it out and go down shooting.

Would you surrender?

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:21:39 AM EDT

[#1]

Sure. A pretty boy Michigan fan fighting to the death?..aint happening!

I had this discussion with people before. Things change when rounds start flying or the door gets kicked down.

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:22:35 AM EDT

[#2]

Doctors don't go to general population. They would send you to a women's facility and have you work off your sentence by providing medical care for the inmates. Of course they would chemically neuter you first.

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:23:36 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Sure. A pretty boy Michigan fan fighting to the death?..aint happening!

I had this discussion with people before. Things change when rounds start flying or the door gets kicked down.

Thats SOOOOOO true. Alot of these chest thumpers would be in a fetal positions crying like a little girl!

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:23:38 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
All I know is that if I am in some serious trouble I am not going to jail. I am much too pretty and wouldnt survive long in there.

I would have to fight it out and go down shooting.

Would you surrender?

Don't take this wrong Doc but a little too much coffee this morning LOL?

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:24:27 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Doctors don't go to general population. They would send you to a women's facility and have you work off your sentence by providing medical care for the inmates. Of course they would chemically neuter you first.

I would tend to agree but if your commit a violent crime I think you will get sent to the general population.

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:25:24 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
All I know is that if I am in some serious trouble I am not going to jail. I am much too pretty and wouldnt survive long in there.

I would have to fight it out and go down shooting.

Would you surrender?

Don't take this wrong Doc but a little too much coffee this morning LOL?

Shit Jrzy, I think youre right. I have been wound up tight since about 5am. Just cant sleep, I feel great not sleep or anything.

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:29:09 AM EDT

[#7]

To answer your original post Doc:
If you're facing that kind time that leaves you no life left then I think going out in style is whats needed.
But I wouldn't take innocent LEO's with me.
Thats not the right thing to do.

I think the best way to spend the rest of your soon to be ended days would be a covert and massive strike on whatever sexual offender prison is near enough for logistics purposes.
An all out get your feet through the door and commence to adding the much needed chlorine to the gene pool assualt.

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:36:50 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

I think the best way to spend the rest of your soon to be ended days would be a covert and massive strike on whatever sexual offender prison is near enough for logistics purposes.
An all out get your feet through the door and commence to adding the much needed chlorine to the gene pool assualt.

I've often wondered why I've never heard of victims' families taking pot shots at inmates during their time out in the yard. Seems like it would be difficult, but not impossible.

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:37:21 AM EDT

[#9]

You know Doc you and for the matter me are probably the most likely to not have this choice for the odds are if we are in trouble we will feel we will be vindicated and blind sided into the pokie.

I've thought of this often. The question isn't whether you would go but what's your odds in court and shit most of us aren't a judge of that not even a judge.

Tj

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:39:39 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:

I think the best way to spend the rest of your soon to be ended days would be a covert and massive strike on whatever sexual offender prison is near enough for logistics purposes.
An all out get your feet through the door and commence to adding the much needed chlorine to the gene pool assualt.

I've often wondered why I've never heard of victims' families taking pot shots at inmates during their time out in the yard. Seems like it would be difficult, but not impossible.

I think this happens to some degree. Sexual offenders are usually at the bottom of the food chain. A few cartons of cigs will probably get the job done on the inside. I doubt the screws would get overly concerned about one immate shanking another.

Posted: 12/23/2005 5:42:18 AM EDT

[#11]

Actually, I'd go to prison and join a prison gang for protection.

Posted: 12/23/2005 6:13:30 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Actually, I'd go to prison and join a prison gang for protection.

Screw that, I'd ask to be put in solitary. There's a whole lot of classics I havent read yet, and I'm not getting reamed by the gang.

Kharn

Posted: 12/23/2005 6:14:46 AM EDT

[#13]

Im going to off myself and hopefuly some of those who are trying to take me away.

Posted: 12/23/2005 6:18:01 AM EDT

[#14]

I'll come and visit you, Doc.

ETA maybe I'll write your biography. Dr. MacDonald's MD-gone-bad books were big sellers.

Posted: 12/23/2005 6:25:13 AM EDT

[#15]

Does this have anything to do with Radiologists?

Posted: 12/23/2005 7:25:07 AM EDT

[#16]

Thats SOOOOOO true.

I was talking about you, ARDOC....

Posted: 12/23/2005 7:27:15 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
All I know is that if I am in some serious trouble I am not going to jail. I am much too pretty and wouldnt survive long in there.

I would have to fight it out and go down shooting.

Would you surrender?

Flash bangs at 3AM. You would be cleaning yourself.

Posted: 12/23/2005 7:28:58 AM EDT

[#18]

Remember the first rule when you get to prison.

Find the biggest baddest bastard in the whole place........and give him and awesome blow job.

Posted: 12/23/2005 7:31:40 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Remember the first rule when you get to prison.

Find the biggest baddest bastard in the whole place........and give him and awesome blow job.

Posted: 12/23/2005 7:36:43 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Remember the first rule when you get to prison.

Find the biggest baddest bastard in the whole place........and give him and awesome blow job.

I just spit coffee on my touch-pad...DAMNIT!

ETA: I'm considering that for a sig line.

Damn that was funny.

Posted: 12/23/2005 7:39:59 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Actually, I'd go to prison and join a prison gang for protection.

If I got sent away for life, I'm going bezerk and killing someone my first day in the joint.

Ya gotta set the tone early

Posted: 12/23/2005 7:54:41 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
All I know is that if I am in some serious trouble I am not going to jail. I am much too pretty and wouldnt survive long in there.

I would have to fight it out and go down shooting.

Would you surrender?

Flash bangs at 3AM. You would be cleaning yourself.

Surrender isn't an option.

If that happens then its hunger strike time.
That should get a person out of the general population.

Posted: 12/23/2005 8:41:19 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Remember the first rule when you get to prison.

Find the biggest baddest bastard in the whole place........and give him and awesome blow job.

ROFL

Posted: 12/23/2005 8:53:26 AM EDT

[#24]

the timeline is the thing, my under/over would probably be 15 years.
Under that, no problem. Over that, Blaze-O-Glory...
Think of all the dregs of society one could eliminate with nothing to lose.

Posted: 12/23/2005 8:55:49 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Remember the first rule when you get to prison.

Find the biggest baddest bastard in the whole place........and give him and awesome blow job.

Holy shit that was funny.

Posted: 12/23/2005 8:56:33 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Thats SOOOOOO true.

I was talking about you, ARDOC....

I know I was trying to ignore it. I would say lets go to the pit but the pit be closed.

Posted: 12/23/2005 9:00:25 AM EDT

[#27]

I decided long ago that I'll never do hard time, I'd rather die first, can't stand being locked up, I'd go crazy. Also being quite the odd person (half irish/half korean) there would be no gang I'd fit into and being a lone ranger in prison would not be fun.

Posted: 12/23/2005 9:13:40 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
... being a ~~lone~~ rump ranger in prison would not be fun.

Posted: 12/23/2005 9:17:31 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
... being a ~~lone~~ rump ranger in prison would not be fun.

Imagine Clean-Cut in prison. A guy who likes to pretend he is a girl. Imagine the parties she would be invited too!

Posted: 12/23/2005 9:19:26 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
All I know is that if I am in some serious trouble I am not going to jail. I am much too pretty and wouldnt survive long in there.

I would have to fight it out and go down shooting.

Would you surrender?

Getting a little happy with the Nitrous in those exams, huh Doc?

Posted: 12/23/2005 9:27:37 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
All I know is that if I am in some serious trouble I am not going to jail. I am much too pretty and wouldnt survive long in there.

I would have to fight it out and go down shooting.

Would you surrender?

They will just call out the flying gunships and go SPLAT!

Your best bet, always, is in court. Look at OJ and Robert Blake.

Posted: 12/23/2005 10:24:28 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I decided long ago that I'll never do hard time, I'd rather die first, can't stand being locked up, I'd go crazy. Also being quite the odd person (half irish/half korean) there would be no gang I'd fit into and being a lone ranger in prison would not be fun.

Yeah but you could be one hell of a cook, Irish stew and some kimchi on the side.

My wife made cabbage stew last night, beef and red sauce.

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