I have written up the following and plan on mass printing them and keeping a stack in my truck so that I can place them under peoples windshield wiper when they are stupid.
UPDATE..REVISED SIX POSTS BELOWHere is the text for your grammar nazi-ing or suggestions for changes.
How to park a vehicle in between two lines.
Hi. Do to your inability to perform this act, you have been selected for a quick and simple lesson on how to place an object between two lines.
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Marginally Correct:
Technically you are between the lines, congratulations, a great accomplishment for a 6 year old with a coloring book. However, you have made it almost impossible to park next to you. If that was your intention, then you are an ass. If not your intention, please try to have a slight consideration for others around you.
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You are either mentally challenged to the point that I must ask why you are operating a vehicle in the first place. Or you are such an inconsiderate prick that you should be removed from the gene pool to avoid complicating the rest of societies lives for generations to come.