Reminds me of two things:
The storm was coming, and the local sheriff stopped by Old Lady Johnsons house.
"Ma'am, you want me to escort you to safety, your in a flood plain, and they say its going to flood tonight."
Ms Johnson sat in her chair on the porch bible in hand, "Dont worry about me, Sheriff, God will protect me."
Well the storm came, the rivers swelled, and her first floor was already flooded. A patrol boat came by, they told Ms Johnson to get in and get to safety.
Bible in had, Ms Johnson said, not to worry, God will protect me.
Well this storm was a doozy, and before you know it, the 2nd floor was flooded, and Ms Johnson had to sit on the roof. A Coast Guard helicopter came by, urging her to get on.
Ms Johnson refused. Saying that God would save her!
Well, poor Ms Johnson, the water rose and she was washed off her house and drowned.
When she got to Heaven, she saw Jesus and ask, "Lordy, Lordy, Jesus! Why didnt you save me from the flood?"
Jesus looked at her and said, "Didnt you get the car, boat, and helicopter I sent to you?"
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"If you've done it right, people aren't sure you've done anything at all." - God, Futurama