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Posted: 7/25/2001 4:12:26 AM EDT
....the U.S., will the UN help us fight them off?
Do you think that Godzilla and/or the Martians are REALLY in cahoots with the UN, and are going to attack us just as a means to take away our guns? |
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On the subject of ET attacks: Anyone remember the Next Generation movie (cant remember which one) where Picard leads a borg (or 2) onto the holodeck in a ganster movie (club scene) turns off the safeties, gets a Thompson and shoots them? I thought it was cool that, even though they could block a "ray beam" type weapon, a lead bullet with force behind it would penetrate their shield. Sorry...just a flashback..
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Oh, and I bet the UN would NOT help us..heck we make up most of their security force right?
I know 1 thing...the French would surrende.. [:)] "Cheese eatin surrender monkeys.." -Groundskeeper Willy |
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Originally Posted By Major Murphy: ....the U.S., will the UN help us fight them off? Do you think that Godzilla and/or the Martians are REALLY in cahoots with the UN, and are going to attack us just as a means to take away our guns? View Quote Maj with all due respect, the UN couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. I think I could take 'em myself with my Daddy's 45 Automatic and my pockets full of 230gr. ball ammo. Waddya think [smoke] |
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Oh I almost forgot, if we get pinned down we can always call in for support from the FRENCH!
ROFL...LMAO...ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Originally Posted By Major Murphy: psssst... ECS, [b]I[/b] know that [;)]. View Quote WHEW! So that make two of us [whacko] |
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I don't believe Godzilla is in cahoots with the U.N. to take our guns. He's impervious to them anyway. Martians, although at a higher state of technology, are not bulletproof so they probably are.
I believe it's godzilla who's been pushing for the Mothra to pay reparations and to have him charged with inciting global anti-godzilla riots. I hope he's not convicted as he's our last hope of taking out the UN mind control satallites. I say screw those damned martians and their evil godless ways. |
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I think that the UN AND the Martians will control Godzilla, make him attack the US, so they can have an excuse to disarm American Gunowners.
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Originally Posted By Major Murphy: I think that the UN AND the Martians will control Godzilla, make him attack the US, so they can have an excuse to disarm American Gunowners. View Quote Of course. The simple explanation is usually correct. It would soooo easy for the U.N. to turn the mind beam on Godzilla. Now I'm going to be afraid all day, and have nightmares of the legions of purple helmeted soldiers. Or was that blue? |
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...if only Godzilla didn't have those short, little arms, he'd be able to put on his tin-foil hat to protect his tiny brain from the UN/Martian mind control beams.
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OMG!!! The Horror! The Horror! Only one thing we could possibly do to save ourselves- GoBots!
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I'm certain you're right.
I have no doubt that the only thing that can save us will be robots. Big robots. |
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the martian's won't attack, they have every intention of upholding the Terra-Marso treaty of 1945. (roswell)
godzilla on the other hand, i've been watching his "arms" build-up...it seems as you say, that they are too short to apply his protective beanie. and if he does attack, i won't wait around for the UN, i'll just use the microwave-mini-particle-disruptor-ray-gun that i recently got fEd approval for... |
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Voltron - check, GoBots - check, I even have an army of Decepticons standing by.
Death to Optimus Prime!!! |
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Quoted: Death to Optimus Prime!!! View Quote Now you've gon TOO FAR!!! How dare you speak such blasphemy about one of the greatest leaders of our time? Check that... of ALL TIME! Optimus Prime is not only a great field general and a great warrior, but he is also a real world, down to earth, full blooded American Bad-Ass! |
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Originally Posted By Major Murphy: ....the U.S., will the UN help us fight them off? Do you think that Godzilla and/or the Martians are REALLY in cahoots with the UN, and are going to attack us just as a means to take away our guns? View Quote Andreusan, stop using the Majors good name! |
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No big deal, just dust off MechaGodzilla, top off his fuel, and let him rip.
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At least Godzilla Does whatever it takes to get the job done.
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why just have the skull squad now run by Rick hunter lead a squad of Veritech fighters to take out Godzilla?
anbd if that fails theres always the Gundams! |
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Finally a useful and at least somewhat plausible SHTF scenario!!
I'd say that Godzilla would help us against the Martians as long as some cute Japanese kids ask for his help [;)]. And maybe if Godzilla goes postal, we could get the martians to help against him in exchange for Australia or France or something? So, if that doesn't work, what would be the best rifle to fight Godzilla? .308 or .223? [:D] |
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Quoted: why just have the skull squad now run by Rick hunter lead a squad of Veritech fighters to take out Godzilla? View Quote HAHAHAHAHA - High five, fellow nerd! It was just yesterday I was trying to remember Rick Hunter's name in Macross and couldn't - thanks! |
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Judging from what I've seem in the movies, bullets and cannon shells don't seem to be the way to go.
Here's what would work, though: I'd leave a trail of breadcrumbs or whatever snacks Godzilla likes (they'd have to be varied so he wouldn't get bored) and cleverly lure him to a very cold place. Maybe a mountaintop or an arctic-type region. At that point, since he's a reptile, he'll eventually become dormant and become easy pickings. Whaddaya think? Slick, huh? |
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Actually, California's Democrats, enviro-wackos and PETA would tell you that Godzilla was a poor abused, endagered species and deserving of our respect and protection. Don't resist and just let it rampage your local city/town. You'll be fine. Besides, you'll just hurt yourselves with that evil child killing M1 Abrams you want to use to defend yourselves.
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Quoted: Actually, California's Democrats, enviro-wackos and PETA would tell you that Godzilla was a poor abused, endagered species and deserving of our respect and protection. Don't resist and just let it rampage your local city/town. You'll be fine. Besides, you'll just hurt yourselves with that evil child killing M1 Abrams you want to use to defend yourselves. View Quote Godzilla can kick some serious ass. I dunno if you can take him with one Abrams, maybe a fleet of them? |
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[img]www.spe.sony.com/Pictures/SonyMovies/movies/Godzilla/gdb/monstr/images/tn_mechagod_1.gif[/img]
+ [img]www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/3063/marv.gif[/img] = [img]nuketesting.enviroweb.org/testpix/mohawkb.jpg[/img] Happy (TEOTWAWKI) hunting, havoc |
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If Godzilla or the Martians attack, your laying off the mushrooms for a while will probably save us.
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Quoted: Quoted: why just have the skull squad now run by Rick hunter lead a squad of Veritech fighters to take out Godzilla? View Quote HAHAHAHAHA - High five, fellow nerd! It was just yesterday I was trying to remember Rick Hunter's name in Macross and couldn't - thanks! View Quote remind me to post my pic of me and mari ijjima (hope i got her name right) the orginal VA for minmay [:D] |
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I wouldn't worry too much about Godzilla. He will more than likely just destroy some useless place, like New York City, and then return to the bottom of the sea. Now the Martians might be a little harder to get rid of. I suggest using King Ghidorah against them. With his three heads of fury, he will make short work of the little green men. The UN? Screw 'em. Maybe dexter can get Abe Lincoln back in fightin' shape to whup up on the blue beanies.
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All you really need is one of THESE in your back yard....
[img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/024/sy/YF/7e/OA83052.jpg[/img] |
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Quoted: Maj with all due respect, the UN couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. I think I could take 'em myself with my Daddy's 45 Automatic and my pockets full of 230gr. ball ammo. Waddya think [smoke] View Quote They all fall to the hardball! Did you hear that the UN blue helmets are lined with tinfoil? Even if we steal one of their mind control rays, they will be useless. |
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Originally Posted By Major Murphy: I think that the UN AND the Martians will control Godzilla, make him attack the US, so they can have an excuse to disarm American Gunowners. View Quote "RIGHT WING REPTILE EXTREMEST ATTACKS US, TOUGHER LAWS NEED SCREAM DEMOCRAPS" Yep that will be the haed lines, the story will include key words like "recluse" "unregulated flaming breath" "loner" "bomb making materials" "racist" "compound" "master plan" etc, etc... you get the picture. [uzi] |
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Originally Posted By Major Murphy: ....the U.S., will the UN help us fight them off? Do you think that Godzilla and/or the Martians are REALLY in cahoots with the UN, and are going to attack us just as a means to take away our guns? View Quote Major Murphy, you sir, are an idiot! Everyone knows that there is no evidence of life on Mars, even on the microscopic level. And yes, Godzilla is in cahoots with the UN... |
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In the unlikely event that a uranium U-235 explosive space modulator fails to disable Godzilla, I believe that the rational course of action would be to construct a Godzilla size inflatable likeness of Janet Reno.
This likeness would be placed next to Godzilla while he is napping, and upon waking and chewing his puny little lizard arm off he will flee the country in embarrassment. Chuck (As for the martians, that is easy. Country and western music makes their heads explode) |
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Here's the scenario for world's piece of the Martians:
Rodan wields Godzilla from eight miles high as a pre-petroleum wrecking-ball suspended by a massive bungee made from virgin Japanese schoolgirl panties against the Martian troopships somewhere in the Antarctic landmass while Mothra flies into the sun causing a flareup that destroys the Martian home-planet in great balls of fire because no one fucks with Tony Lazzaro. |
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Ahhhhhhhh! HENTAI!!! Nothing like a good japanese cartoon epic! HENTAI!!!
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And the winner is:
Quoted: Here's the scenario for world's piece of the Martians: Rodan wields Godzilla from eight miles high as a pre-petroleum wrecking-ball suspended by a massive bungee made from virgin Japanese schoolgirl panties against the Martian troopships somewhere in the Antarctic landmass while Mothra flies into the sun causing a flareup that destroys the Martian home-planet in great balls of fire because no one fucks with Tony Lazzaro. View Quote |
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