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Posted: 9/23/2005 5:30:05 PM EDT
I get an email from a really pretty girl... we exchange a couple of emails and she sends me her number. We get to talking on the phone and somehow I mentioned that I'm going shooting tomorrow. Well the reaction I got was unexpected. She asks what range I'm going to? huh? not the usual response. she goes on to tell me how she is from the south and love shooting and hasn't had a chance to go since she's been up here. she even says she misses her revolver that she used to carry in her purse..... I ask her what her favorite rifle to shoot is.... she says "AR 15 of course"

ding ding ding... I think we have a winner

haven't met her in person but at least we're off to a good start.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:31:16 PM EDT
[#1]
this thread is useless without pics!


congrats
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:31:36 PM EDT
[#2]
Id try but it costs money and I dont have a home
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:33:28 PM EDT
[#3]

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Id try but it costs money and I dont have a home

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:36:56 PM EDT
[#4]

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Id try but it costs money and I dont have a home




I think he's referring to match.com.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:40:18 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

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Id try but it costs money and I dont have a home




I think he's referring to match.com.



Could be talking about hookers or a wife.

Either way you gotta pay one or house one...
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:42:45 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Id try but it costs money and I dont have a home




I dont really have a place to live Im staying with family, other day I slept in car when they got annoying,


As for money I got some cash in my drawer here but I dont like spening it
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:42:50 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Id try but it costs money and I dont have a home



But you have a fort!  


Vulcan94
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:43:06 PM EDT
[#8]
bring condoms
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:44:39 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Id try but it costs money and I dont have a home



But you have a fort!  


Vulcan94




Not anymore
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:47:22 PM EDT
[#10]
So your planning a date to go shooting right, she practicaly invited herself.  Your planning the date right now right?

Make the date, take her shooting, and a movie, or lunch/dinner, coffee.  Whatever.

It sounds like a dream girl fell in you lap, go for it.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:49:41 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
I get an email from a really pretty girl... we exchange a couple of emails and she sends me her number. We get to talking on the phone and somehow I mentioned that I'm going shooting tomorrow. Well the reaction I got was unexpected. She asks what range I'm going to? huh? not the usual response. she goes on to tell me how she is from the south and love shooting and hasn't had a chance to go since she's been up here. she even says she misses her revolver that she used to carry in her purse..... I ask her what her favorite rifle to shoot is.... she says "AR 15 of course"

ding ding ding... I think we have a winner

haven't met her in person but at least we're off to a good start.



You lucky dog
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:49:45 PM EDT
[#12]
Have fun!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:55:22 PM EDT
[#13]
I received the same email from the same gal.  She is second from the left:



Hope you get luckier than I did.



CWO
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:56:44 PM EDT
[#14]
how else thinks its someone on here who recognized his picture and is screwing with him
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 5:59:39 PM EDT
[#15]
She is going to shoot up all your ammo and then a man in a batman suit shows up.........
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:00:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:18:26 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
So your planning a date to go shooting right, she practicaly invited herself.  Your planning the date right now right?

Make the date, take her shooting, and a movie, or lunch/dinner, coffee.  Whatever.

It sounds like a dream girl fell in you lap, go for it.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!



no date planned yet. she was getting ready to go out with her friends. we only got to talk for about ten minutes... she said she'd give me a ring tomorrow...

It's cool when you meet someone that has the same interests. especially up here, where the usual response is "eewwww you own guns... those things kill people"
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:23:56 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
how else thinks its someone on here who recognized his picture and is screwing with him

+1
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:28:50 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
I get an email from a really pretty girl... we exchange a couple of emails and she sends me her number. We get to talking on the phone and somehow I mentioned that I'm going shooting tomorrow. Well the reaction I got was unexpected. She asks what range I'm going to? huh? not the usual response. she goes on to tell me how she is from the south and love shooting and hasn't had a chance to go since she's been up here. she even says she misses her revolver that she used to carry in her purse..... I ask her what her favorite rifle to shoot is.... she says "AR 15 of course"

ding ding ding... I think we have a winner

haven't met her in person but at least we're off to a good start.







OMG!  I REALLY hope for your sake it is NOT my sister in law. I know she is on that website. If it is my sister in law, God be with you!  Where in NY are you?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:29:06 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
I received the same email from the same gal.  She is second from the left:

www.wolles-website.de/makabres/ma_06.jpg

Hope you get luckier than I did.



CWO



Dang, that's funny!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:35:35 PM EDT
[#21]
I wonder what his arfcom screenname is?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:38:05 PM EDT
[#22]
Guys, don't be mean.  He found a girl that likes guns and he seems to be happy.
$20 says it's TRG fucking with him.  Who's in?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:38:58 PM EDT
[#23]
I did the match.com thing.  Fun and frustration.  Met a lot of women.  Some were very pretty and very nice but we just didn't click - that undefinable chemistry.  Some were outright frauds, posting very old pictures of themselves (yeah, guys do that too).  Some lived too far away.  Some just wanted different guys to take them out for dinner.  Some were lunatics.  In one of my pictures I posed with my faithful friend Raider the German Shepherd.  Got an email from a woman blasting me for using a dog to attract women, and wanted to know if I borrowed the dog!  Of course, I didn't even answer her - there's no way to win an argument with a moron.

However, I did eventually meet a woman and we now have been together for six and a half years.  We share personal and political values and she and her kids have gone shooting with me.  I think she is gorgeous and is the love of my life.  Funny thing is, when we met we discovered that we had mutual friends who would never in a million years have thought of matching us up!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:41:14 PM EDT
[#24]
tagged to see if its palmer sister
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:41:41 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I received the same email from the same gal.  She is second from the left:
www.wolles-website.de/makabres/ma_06.jpg
Hope you get luckier than I did.
CWO




we did



Oh you bad boy.  Carnal knowledge of a Nun.  Got any pics?

CWO
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:43:36 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
tagged to see if its palmer sister





In-law, in-law!  No blood relation.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:52:59 PM EDT
[#27]
I tried eharmony for a while but had no success. Lots of matches and good IM conversations but the closest one was > 100 miles away and nothing ever came of it. Is match.com any better?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:58:55 PM EDT
[#28]
I met one recently on match.com, and she spent some time in the Army. Says she hasn't shot a rifle since she left the Army.  Well, I got a new M16A2 clone I just built and she's offered to zero it for me.  Awesome!
Here she is......

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:12:59 PM EDT
[#29]
I bett it's a dude!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 2:09:32 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
I bett it's a dude!



-1 on that man, definitly a hot girl
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 2:31:03 PM EDT
[#31]
Since I'm a gentleman I can't say she has nice breasts....So I just say shes quite attractive and has really nice ...elbows
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 2:33:02 PM EDT
[#32]
txgp17,

Thats a nice looking women you met on match.com, she seems like a keeper since she likes guns.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 3:53:39 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
So your planning a date to go shooting right, she practicaly invited herself.  Your planning the date right now right?

Make the date, take her shooting, and a movie, or lunch/dinner, coffee.  Whatever.

It sounds like a dream girl fell in you lap while she was wearing a micro mini skirt and no panties, go for it.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!








This one sounds almost too good to be true. It's almost like the porno cliche where the pizza guy goes up to the house.....  



IT'S A TRAP!!!


Link Posted: 9/24/2005 3:57:56 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
I met one recently on match.com, and she spent some time in the Army. Says she hasn't shot a rifle since she left the Army.  Well, I got a new M16A2 clone I just built and she's offered to zero it for me.  Awesome!
Here she is......
home.triad.rr.com/txgp17/images/100_5167_edited.JPG
home.triad.rr.com/txgp17/images/100_5189_edited.JPG





HOLY CRAP!!!




I never saw any women like that when I was in the Army!



She looks kinda like Seven of Nine.

"Your exhaustion is irrelevant. You will continue to service me. Assimilate or die."

Link Posted: 9/24/2005 4:03:53 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
I met one recently on match.com, and she spent some time in the Army. Says she hasn't shot a rifle since she left the Army.  Well, I got a new M16A2 clone I just built and she's offered to zero it for me.  Awesome!
Here she is......
home.triad.rr.com/txgp17/images/100_5167_edited.JPG
home.triad.rr.com/txgp17/images/100_5189_edited.JPG



oh jeez....
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:49:44 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
oh jeez....

That's what I said, plus she loves Prez Bush!!!  She's a keeper!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 4:19:14 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I bett it's a dude!



-1 on that man, definitly a hot girl



+1 and she's at the biological clock ticking stage, should be great in the near future, Daddy!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:15:40 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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I bett it's a dude!



-1 on that man, definitly a hot girl



+1 and she's at the biological clock ticking stage, should be great in the near future, Daddy!



OMFG!!

Wow!

Very nice and it looks like she passed the adams apple test in the first pic
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 7:44:47 PM EDT
[#39]
Range report.....
So, the first date was great.  Italian for dinner followed by a few drinks and then a trek through the Spookywoods made for a great date.  The next day she helped me pop the cherry on my newly built M16A2 clone.  I think I've found a keeper!



Link Posted: 10/2/2005 7:59:53 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Range report.....
So, the first date was great.  Italian for dinner followed by a few drinks and then a trek through the Spookywoods made for a great date.  The next day she helped me pop the cherry on my newly built M16A2 clone.  I think I've found a keeper!
home.triad.rr.com/txgp17/images/DSCN0173.JPG
home.triad.rr.com/txgp17/images/DSCN0185.JPG
home.triad.rr.com/txgp17/images/DSCN0186.JPG
home.triad.rr.com/txgp17/images/DSCN0179.JPG




KEEP THEM EYES OPEN.............AND DON'T PISS OFF A GIRL WITH A GUN.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 8:01:13 PM EDT
[#41]
What is with her eyes being closed?
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 8:02:38 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 8:05:08 PM EDT
[#43]
Out-fucking-standing. You need to hold onto that one.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 8:07:22 PM EDT
[#44]

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She is closing her eyes?  Must be using "The Force" to zero

Very nice, good luck.  Someday I hope to find one like that.




GOOD BUT I LIKE A GIRL WHO KEEPS HER EYES OPEN WHEN I SHOOT MY GUN. (WINK,WINK)
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:05:35 PM EDT
[#45]
She should be wearing safety glasses to protect those pretty eyes.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:24:00 PM EDT
[#46]
The Marine Corps never made me wear eye protection, I imagine the Army didn't give her any either.  She's too tough for eye protection.  Nice catch, they're few and far between.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 11:06:37 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
The Marine Corps never made me wear eye protection, I imagine the Army didn't give her any either.  She's too tough for eye protection.  Nice catch, they're few and far between.




They should. I could tell you a fuckin' horror story about me, my eyes, and a cookoff in a SAW with an open feed tray cover.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 11:52:03 PM EDT
[#48]
You know how much ass I got from chics I met on Match.com
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:03:07 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
The Marine Corps never made me wear eye protection, I imagine the Army didn't give her any either.  She's too tough for eye protection.  Nice catch, they're few and far between.



Same here.  Never wore eye pro to the range.  I know I should, but it's tough to get into the habit.  I always forget it.

Damn nice lookin' female type.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 2:49:26 AM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Could be talking about hookers or a wife.

Either way you gotta pay one or house one...



And either way you've gotta pay.  At least you know exactly what you're paying for with a hooker.
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