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Posted: 9/22/2005 8:28:37 PM EDT
I went out on a date with the girl that I just nailed on Sunday night.  We went out to dinner and unfortunatley I had to not carry because the resteraunt served alcohol.  So she watched me take my Sig off outside and she watched me put it back on after dinner.  Fast forward after playing pool and winning games at an arcade.  I take her back to her houses.   She tells her Dad that I am carrying and that he should show me his guns.  Her dad says to me what do you carry.  So I unload my P228 and hand it to him, he really really likes it.  So he goes downstairs and he comes up and hands me two cases I open the cases and what do I see.



A freaking Marlin .22 and a Taurus .38

She says to him dad show him the cool stuff.

I SHIT YOU NOT he said I lost all of my other stuff in a Boating accident.  I cracked up right there in front of him and her both.  


Edit to add I bought my BUIS system tonight and 200 rounds of ammo so it was a damned good day.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:33:05 PM EDT
[#1]
What's his screen name?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:34:08 PM EDT
[#2]
LOL.  and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:35:26 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
LOL.  and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...



I was just thinking that
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:35:46 PM EDT
[#4]
You gotta love the dad! That's freakin hilarious, but not as funny as him reading about you nailing his daughter!!!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:38:09 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
What's his screen name?



+1
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:38:25 PM EDT
[#6]
 Imbroglio  
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:40:21 PM EDT
[#7]
Tag

for the ass beating that will commence when Dad logs on.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:40:56 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
LOL.  and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...



I was just thinking that



Yep!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:41:12 PM EDT
[#9]
I have no freaking idea what his screen name is.  I just couldn't help it I busted out laughing.  I think we are gonna shooting sometime but I will see if all he brings with him is a .22 and a 38
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:42:19 PM EDT
[#10]
tag for when you get his screen name
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:45:18 PM EDT
[#11]
Freakin awesome.

Popcorn ready for dad.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:45:40 PM EDT
[#12]

I went out on a date with the girl that I just nailed on Sunday night. We went out to dinner and unfortunatley I had to not carry because the resteraunt served alcohol. So she watched me take my Sig off outside and she watched me put it back on after dinner. Fast forward after playing pool and winning games at an arcade. I take her back to her houses. She tells her Dad that I am carrying and that he should show me his guns. Her dad says to me what do you carry. So I unload my P228 and hand it to him, he really really likes it. So he goes downstairs and he comes up and hands me two cases I open the cases and what do I see.



A freaking Marlin .22 and a Taurus .38

She says to him dad show him the cool stuff.

I SHIT YOU NOT he said I lost all of my other stuff in a Boating accident. I cracked up right there in front of him and her both.


Edit to add I bought my BUIS system tonight and 200 rounds of ammo so it was a damned good day.




just in case the original post gets edited
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:46:51 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:46:55 PM EDT
[#14]
I think your range time with him might consist of a .22 to the back of yer head.

then of course, Shoot, shovel and shut up.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:48:32 PM EDT
[#15]
If p228 goes 'shooting' with her Dad and we don't hear from him for a long time, i get dibs on all his stuff.  
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:49:31 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
LOL.  and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...



I was just thinking that



Yep!



... first thing I thought too!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:50:41 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:52:05 PM EDT
[#18]
dude......
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:54:11 PM EDT
[#19]
Muahahha

Oh so tagged
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:56:10 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:56:43 PM EDT
[#21]
you are SO toast!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:56:44 PM EDT
[#22]
tagged
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:00:06 PM EDT
[#23]
 That shit is funny.  
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:00:15 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:00:33 PM EDT
[#25]
tag for the smackdown
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:00:43 PM EDT
[#26]


You're so FOS, your eyes are brown.  

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:01:02 PM EDT
[#27]
I read the "other" thread first.

Then this one.

I laughed so hard I cryed.

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:03:02 PM EDT
[#28]
Check your IM , you are so busted


GM
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:03:25 PM EDT
[#29]
This is almost as good as the car wash or aqua-bump thread.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:04:36 PM EDT
[#30]
Nailed! I mean tagged
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:05:17 PM EDT
[#31]
i must see the end of this.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:17:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
If p228 goes 'shooting' with her Dad and

All I have is a 22 and a 38


What other thread?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:19:19 PM EDT
[#33]
Okay, I forgot the CoC thing about referring to other threads.  Oops.  It was really funny though.

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:20:00 PM EDT
[#34]
Anyone want to take bets on how many pages this thread will go?

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:20:07 PM EDT
[#35]
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:21:42 PM EDT
[#36]
5 pages and a lock
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:22:45 PM EDT
[#37]
Well Nick it was nice meeting you tonight.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:25:02 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=392594



Link doesnt work anymore, what was that thread about?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:26:50 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=392594



Link doesnt work anymore, what was that thread about?



Uh, it was like staring through someone else's eyes.  Blue bombadier eyes.  
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:28:45 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Well Nick it was nice meeting you tonight.



You too soo when are we supposed to go shooting again?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:33:02 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:33:21 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=392594



Link doesnt work anymore, what was that thread about?



Uh, it was like staring through someone else's eyes.  Blue bombadier eyes.  




Soo which freaking thread was that?  What was the subject
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:40:11 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:50:25 PM EDT
[#44]
If by some strange coincidence he posts here, I wouldn't post about nailing his daughter on the board.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:57:02 PM EDT
[#45]
This could get interesting.  I'm praying that this get very interesting.  
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:00:18 PM EDT
[#46]

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:02:42 PM EDT
[#47]
tag for results
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:05:04 PM EDT
[#48]
lol
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:08:36 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

I went out on a date with the girl that I just nailed on Sunday night. We went out to dinner and unfortunatley I had to not carry because the resteraunt served alcohol. So she watched me take my Sig off outside and she watched me put it back on after dinner. Fast forward after playing pool and winning games at an arcade. I take her back to her houses. She tells her Dad that I am carrying and that he should show me his guns. Her dad says to me what do you carry. So I unload my P228 and hand it to him, he really really likes it. So he goes downstairs and he comes up and hands me two cases I open the cases and what do I see.



A freaking Marlin .22 and a Taurus .38

She says to him dad show him the cool stuff.

I SHIT YOU NOT he said I lost all of my other stuff in a Boating accident. I cracked up right there in front of him and her both.


Edit to add I bought my BUIS system tonight and 200 rounds of ammo so it was a damned good day.




just in case the original post gets edited




Ohhh your sneaky

just in case dad misses your post
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:14:39 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
LOL.  and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...



I was just thinking that


+1 or is everyone thinking the same thing?
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