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Posted: 9/20/2005 11:59:05 AM EDT
www.venganza.org
(link for full letter, read and let the holy word of FSM change your life forever!). from the site letters Quote:
FSM gets saves in NO, All Hail "Saint heineken Looter"  WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM * Flimsy moral standards. * Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU. * Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano. The FSM created the universe, and everything in it, including your memories, 8 seconds ago. Go on... disprove it. the game www.venganza.org/games/index.htm  |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 11:59:23 AM EDT
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I am donning pirate regalia as we speak.
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:01:26 PM EDT
[#2]
intelligent design
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:01:40 PM EDT
[#3]
*sigh*
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:05:34 PM EDT
[#4]
No, thanks.
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:06:11 PM EDT
[#5]
this place lacks people with a sence of humer...
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:11:01 PM EDT
[#6]
Trying to reduce the global temperature, eh? |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:13:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:15:43 PM EDT
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Real prayers sent.
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:29:30 PM EDT
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I hope God has a sense of humor...I like to think He does, but I hope these people realize they are mocking Him. |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:50:08 PM EDT
[#10]
We are not mocking Him. We are Praising the Flying Spaghetti MOnster. |
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Posted: 9/20/2005 12:53:33 PM EDT
[#11]
I bow down to the Great Master FSM!
Geez guys, I think God will forgive you for joking around. 
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Posted: 9/20/2005 1:19:33 PM EDT
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That is soooo stupid, everyone knows that the world was created by a sneeze from the great Arkel seizure. And I dread the future time that is know as "The coming of the great hankerchief"
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Posted: 9/20/2005 1:45:13 PM EDT
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Throw a nice gun range into that Heaven of yours, and you've got a deal!
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Posted: 9/20/2005 1:51:00 PM EDT
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I'm a Pastafarian.
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Posted: 9/20/2005 1:58:08 PM EDT
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I became a Pastafarian (sauce be upon Him) on Sunday. I've been involved in a discussion with a recent convert to Christianity since then. (Not that we didn't argue atheism vs. religion prior to this.)
But I have been touched by His noodly appendage! Ramen! |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 5:02:10 AM EDT
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see.. some of you have a sence of humer :)
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Posted: 9/21/2005 5:28:51 AM EDT
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A "beer volcano".
Ha ha!! 
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