Replace all Female Flight Attendants

Replace all female flight attendants with good-lookin'
strippers!  What the hell?  The attendants have gotten
old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food
anymore, so what's the loss?  The strippers would
double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in
the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
fear of seeing naked women.  Hijackings would
come to a screeching halt and the airline industry
would see record revenues.  

And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see
naked women.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

You can never have too many strippers.

Are you admitting you are Bill Clinton?

ETA: that would create a shortage of strippers at nightclubs around the country.

The guys who did 9/11 spent time in bars and strip clubs.

Quoted: The guys who did 9/11 spent time in bars and strip clubs.

hmmmmmm, so do I.  

Quoted: www.hootersair.com/images/header.jpg

Quoted: Quoted: The guys who did 9/11 spent time in bars and strip clubs. hmmmmmm, so do I.

terrorist!

Q: The Answer to Airline Problems   ???


A: Stop using that stupid hub and spoke system from the 70's!!!!!!

Quoted: Q: The Answer to Airline Problems   ??? A: Stop using that stupid hub and spoke system from the 70's!!!!!!

+1. The point to point carriers are making money. Time for the hub and spoke guys to realize that their beloved system has failed and doesn't work anymore.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The guys who did 9/11 spent time in bars and strip clubs. hmmmmmm, so do I.   terrorist!

I even own a semi-automatic, spray-from-the-hip bullet hose!!

Better yet, allow passengers to carry knives on board again.  I carry a knife on me at all times (Benchmade Osborne 940).  I use it more often than any other tool everyday.  Besides, if all passengers carried a knife, who would dare stand up infront of a plane and declare a highjacking with one.

Get rid of the regional jets,they only make $$$ on high fares,and Delta owns a ton of them.