Little Debbie, you tempting whore!

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Posted: 9/15/2005 6:15:36 PM EDT

Why must your pastries taste soooo good?

Little Debbie, you're the devil incarnate!!! Swiss cake rolls are the fruit of hell I tell you!

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:17:06 PM EDT

[#1]

but they taste so good :)

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:17:34 PM EDT

[#2]

I perfer the orange cakes.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:18:18 PM EDT

[#3]

That filthy bitch lied to me!

These things, good as they are, taste NOTHING like Zebra!

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:20:36 PM EDT

[#4]

Little Debbie: Endorsed by Michael Moore.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:20:40 PM EDT

[#5]

I could eat a whole box of them with noooooooooo problem, of course a tall glass of ice cold milk is a must.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:21:23 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I perfer the orange cakes.

+1

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:21:27 PM EDT

[#7]

Thanks a lot guys, I now have the urge to drive down to the store...

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:22:23 PM EDT

[#8]

She ranks right up there with Mrs. Field's. Both of them are witches!

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:24:54 PM EDT

[#9]

I love her with cream all over.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:33:30 PM EDT

[#10]

Zebra cakes rock. But the perennial favorite is, of course, NUTTY BARS!!

Got some in the fridge right now, as a matter of fact.

Be right back.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:40:00 PM EDT

[#11]

Goofy. Jes' GOOFY.

I do likes me da chocolate roll thingys. They's GOOD.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:45:56 PM EDT

[#12]

Couldn't they make the Little Debbies pastries using Splenda..

I miss eating them.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:46:10 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Zebra cakes rock. But the perennial favorite is, of course, NUTTY BARS!!

Got some in the fridge right now, as a matter of fact.

Be right back.

I've had one of those tonight as well.

Hard to choose between it and the peanut butter bars.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:47:02 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Couldn't they make the Little Debbies pastries using Splenda..

I miss eating them.

I don't think Splenda does well in baking applications. My wife has tried it several times, just didn't do as well as regular sugar.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:48:04 PM EDT

[#15]

Little Debbie Has a Snack for You.....glad they dropped that advertisement.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:48:23 PM EDT

[#16]

God I'd love to eat about a dozen Fudge Rounds and Swiss Rolls right now.....

Diets suck....

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:49:22 PM EDT

[#17]

Bah, now THESE are a real snack!

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:49:48 PM EDT

[#18]

My vice are those Soft Batch cookies. I just can't stop eating them!!!

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:51:03 PM EDT

[#19]

Splenda works just fine baking, I think the issue is price. Little Debbie is the queen of the cheap snacks, no more 6 double packs of nutty bars for $1.19 when using Splenda.

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:51:33 PM EDT

[#20]

Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker in your "special outfit" for me, please?

OOOOOW WEEE!!!!!

Yo, ye pharoahs, let us walk through this barren desert,
in search of truth - and some pointy boots,
and maybe a few snack crackers...

OOOOOW WEEE
Baby, you make me wanna walk like a camel!
OOOOOW WEEE
Walk!

Who's in charge here?
Where's my Captain's Wafers?
Don't go around hungry, now...
The way you eat that oatmeal pie,
makes me just wanna die!
Baby, you make me wanna walk like a camel!

Say, you don't think there's any way I could get that quarter
from underneath your pointy boot, do ya?
All I want is just one more oatmeal pie...

Little Debbie, Little Debbie
I'm a comin' on home, baby,
'cause you make me wanna walk like a camel!

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:52:05 PM EDT

[#21]

I'm not much of a Little Debbie fan.

Twinkies is the way to go!

BigDozer66

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:54:31 PM EDT

[#22]

GOT MILK?

Posted: 9/15/2005 6:54:41 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I'm not much of a Little Debbie fan.

Twinkies is the way to go!

BigDozer66

You should try Debbie's raspberry filled angel food cake twinkies.

Posted: 9/15/2005 7:03:00 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Couldn't they make the Little Debbies pastries using Splenda..

I miss eating them.

I don't think Splenda does well in baking applications. My wife has tried it several times, just didn't do as well as regular sugar.

I guess you haven't bought the Splenda Cookbook..

$7.98 at Amazon

Same price at the local Barnes and Nobles.

Great recipies...

Posted: 9/15/2005 7:03:06 PM EDT

[#25]

Little Debbie, you tempting whore!

Burley, you have such a way with words around the ladies.

Posted: 9/15/2005 7:03:48 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Little Debbie, you tempting whore!

Burley, you have such a way with words around the ladies.

Chicks dig the chrome dome.

Posted: 9/15/2005 7:07:41 PM EDT

[#27]

When I was in High School, my mom no longer made us lunch, and there was rarely anything in the fridge that you could make and take. I often went to school with pocket change that I would steal from her cigarette case or scrounge out of the sofa. Rather than spend it on an order of french fries at the cafeteria, I figured out pretty quick you got a lot more full on a $.99 box of LD Swiss Rolls from the store down the street!

The downside is that I don't like them that much anymore.

Now I go for the brownies, and allow myself one box every two weeks if I don't have any other sweets in the house.

Posted: 9/15/2005 7:24:25 PM EDT

[#28]

She always struck me as looking like
a nurse on those boxtops...
Please feed me Debbie.... Please!

myit

Posted: 9/16/2005 7:01:45 AM EDT

[#29]

Star Crunches are the bomb-dizzle

Posted: 9/16/2005 7:21:47 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Why must your pastries taste soooo good?

Little Debbie, you're the devil incarnate!!! Swiss cake rolls are the fruit of hell I tell you!

Oh, I hate the Colonel with 'is wee beady eye! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Posted: 9/16/2005 7:23:29 AM EDT

[#31]

Zebras

R.

Posted: 9/16/2005 7:33:37 AM EDT

[#32]

Yea, That Little Debbie stuff was great & cheap when I was growing up. But my favorite was "Moon Pies"! Damn that stuff was as addictive as crack.

Posted: 9/16/2005 7:52:52 AM EDT

[#33]

I grew up in Ooltewah, TN which is right outside of Collegedale, TN where the Little Debbie factory is located-both surburbs of Chattanooga, TN.

The factory is about 2 miles down the road on the other side of a ridge.

Sometimes if the conditions were right, you could smell the factory baking those dastardly snack cakes.

Oh, did I mention that they had a "Factory Outlet" for their products?

One word: CHEAP !!!!!!

The Mckee family owns Little Debbie. The father named the snacks after his daughter, Debbie.

Posted: 9/16/2005 7:55:16 AM EDT

[#34]

sugar fluff...

Posted: 9/16/2005 7:56:26 AM EDT

[#35]

WOW, i just finished rocking a cosmic brownie before I logged ont Arfcom

I think I'll have another, in fact!!

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:02:16 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
WOW, i just finished rocking a cosmic brownie before I logged ont Arfcom

I think I'll have another, in fact!!

Damn, cosmic brownies are awesome. I think fudge rounds are my favorite though with a tall, ice cold glass of milk.

This thread makes me feel like a fat kid.

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:02:25 AM EDT

[#37]

All that shit is vile. Might as well just scoop sugar out of the bag and into your mouth.

The biggest sugar-binge I go one is about once a week, usually early on Moday in the AM when calls are slow and our district takes over the Dunkin' Donuts for 45 min or so. One blueberry cake donut is all about all I can stand.

Don't even get me started on Krispy Kremes....ugh....fried, sweetened lard.

My weakness is mulberrys, right off the tree, with blackberries fresh off the vine being a close second.

Sheep

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:03:30 AM EDT

[#38]

Little Debbie, Little Debbie! I'm a comming home baby! You make me want to walk like a camel!

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:10:52 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Swiss cake rolls are the fruit of hell I tell you!

I'd hit it.

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:27:01 AM EDT

[#40]

and her fudge brownies--oh that little bitch!!!!

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:28:47 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Little Debbie, you tempting whore!

Burley, you have such a way with words around the ladies.

Chicks dig the chrome dome.

damn straight!

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:31:59 AM EDT

[#42]

Ah, Little Debbie... that succulent little trollop!

I know her well...

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:44:47 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
I grew up in Ooltewah, TN which is right outside of Collegedale, TN where the Little Debbie factory is located-both surburbs of Chattanooga, TN.

The factory is about 2 miles down the road on the other side of a ridge.

Sometimes if the conditions were right, you could smell the factory baking those dastardly snack cakes.

Yeah, I'm just down the street from the plant. I've been getting tired of smelling those those things.