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Posted: 9/13/2005 7:46:22 AM EDT
Dodgeball, had a funny pirate
FedEx, has a pirate commercial Kids cartoons...funny pirates Why are pirates funny? I find them to be hysterical. ARRRRRRRRR! Edit...we need Pirate animations and smileys! |
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Cause they go "Yar, Matee, Yar"!!!. And that rhymes with "Har Dee Har Har". Sort of. And that, my friend, is hilarious.
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*rawk* Hoist the sails *rawk*. Near as we can figrrrr that means yeas.
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Mr. Pirate, do you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?
Yarr, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts! |
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Aaaarghh... I be the dreade pirate J_Smith of the seven seas is search of grog and booty.......prepare to be boarded as I throw some Seaman across your bow........I be here just to plunder yer vessel! Aarghh
I AM a Puddle Pirate...................and we have Mall Ninjas here too ...........and I do utter such phrases as "AAArggh", "Booty", "shiver me timbers",etc while at work.........its really quite funny to see in person. |
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Do you mean funny... Aaaarrrhhh...
Like... I amuse you....? Everyone... deep down... wants to be like us, ya scaliwag! A Pirate Looks at Forty by Jimmy Buffett Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You’ve seen it all, you’ve seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of ’em dream, most of ’em dream Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late The cannons don’t thunder, there’s nothin’ to plunder I’m an over-forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late I’ve done a bit of smugglin’, I’ve run my share of grass I made enough money to buy miami, but I pissed it away so fast Never meant to last, never meant to last And I have been drunk now for over two weeks I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks But I got stop wishin’, got to go fishin’ Down to rock bottom again Just a few friends, just a few friends I go for younger women, lived with several awhile Though I ran ’em away, they’d come back one day Still could manage to smile Just takes a while, just takes a while Mother, mother ocean, after all the years I’ve found My occupational hazard being my occupation’s just not around I feel like I’ve drowned, gonna head uptown I feel like I’ve drowned, gonna head uptown |
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Pirates kick ass. I will not stand idly by while you denigrate pirates.
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Find who ye truely are! ARRR!
www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/ On the high seas, I am known as Iron Tom Roberts, even though me name is Bill. Bilster |
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Talk Like a Pirate Day is just around the corner - 19 September.
ARRRR, matey's. Shiver me timbers!! |
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If they ever come up with a Pirate School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
GM |
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Some pirate trivia: While I was taking German back in High School, we happened to stumble upon the German equivalant of "Arrrgh matey" while doing a project. Apparently German pirates say "Tommy HOOODay!" instead...
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Thanks Tom!! That there's easily one of my favorrit songs. Arrrrr... |
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Your pirate name is: Mad William Kidd Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! |
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BLACKBEARD: "Yarr, 'tis some sart of treasure map!"
BENIDICT ARNOLD: "You idiot, you can't read!" BLACKBEARD: "Arr, 'tis true. Me debauchary was me way of compensatin'" MARGE: "Sorry mr. Blackbeard, we're low on chairs and this is the last one." BLACKBEARD: "Yarr! This chair be high, says I." Cpt. McCallister: "Yarr, I've got some customers. Call me back, Ishmael." Cpt. McCallister: "Arr, there be a fine vessel. The yarest river-goin' boat there be. *it sinks* Yarr, I don't know what I'm doin'." |
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Real pirates were bad ass mother fuckers. Read some history on 'em, you'll be impressed.
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Captain Sam Cash
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! |
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Bloody Tom Rackham Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! |
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Always one of my very favorite songs... even more so now that I'm less than a year away. |
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My pirate name is: Iron William Flint and don't none a ya forget it! Back to work! An I guess this be's me creedo - A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! |
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Ninjas > pirates all day long. I suggest you consult RealUtlimatePower and disabuse yourself of the incorrect assumption of pirate superiority. It's a universal truth, just like pie > cake, us > them and everyone > France. Sheep |
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Thats some funny stuff there. |
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Iron Sam Kidd here, telling all you kids who do school to stay in drugs...
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