A student walks into his final exam an hour late. The professor gives him a test, but tells him that he won't have time to finish it. An hour later the professor calls time, and all of the students place them on his desk and file out. The late student keeps working. And hour later he packs up and walks to the desk. The professor is sitting there grading papers. He looks up and tells the student that he wouldn't accept late tests. The student says "DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM!?!?". The Professor says "No, and I don't care. The student smiles, says "good", and slips his test into the middle of the stack.

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Thanks, I needed that.