Dateline Washington
2 September 2005
CBS News and World Reports

Amid growing concerns that the introduction of National Guard troops into New Orleans could possibly lead to even more violence, particularly against minorities, several Democratic Congress members today proposed what one expert lauds as "a pretty darn spiffy idear [sic]." According to our inside sources, this bold plan would involve airdropping over 100,000 "Understanding and Appreciating Looters, Murderers, Rapists, Thieves and Thugs" pamphlets into the areas currently under siege. Said one congressman, "After the tremendous success we had in getting every bookstore in America to devote an entire section to progressive-minded books, such as my favorite "Islamofascists Need Love, Too," immediately following September 11th, we're confident this can be expedited quickly."

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If they were educated enough to read!

They'd just use the paper as tender to ignite fires with in buiildings.

Bet this is from the Onion, notice there's no link.

Toilet paper is needed....

Nah, we need to civilize them with a Krag.

This is a joke, right?

Edit:
NOT from The Onion.

Nice try.

But I knew this was a joke topic as soon as I saw the words "Democrats Propose Solution" in the title.

Remember the movie "Escape from New York". Well, here is a perfect opportunity to empty the prisons into NO. Rebuild the levies as prison walls.