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Posted: 8/30/2005 4:51:44 PM EDT
I'm not really clear on how it happened.
I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.  So she did.  She brought it to my desk right before I left for the day. I wanted to take a picture, but I don't usually have a camera at work and the poor sammich didn't survive my ride home. I never thought that would work......  |
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Posted: 8/30/2005 4:56:00 PM EDT
[#1]
Dont let the FDCGH's sink their claws into her
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Posted: 8/30/2005 4:59:41 PM EDT
[#2]
trap
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Posted: 8/30/2005 5:02:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Drink lots of water , start throwing up and get to the hospital now. And
It was a trap repeat it was a trap.
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Posted: 8/30/2005 5:05:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/30/2005 5:05:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Trap.
If you don't follow her instructions she will turn you in to the bosses for harrassment. Next try for pie. |
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Posted: 8/30/2005 5:06:02 PM EDT
[#6]
1. She's got it for you.
2. Expect a call from HR soon if she doesn't. Or there's the ever possible but completely unlikely 3. She's an exceptionally nice person with a great sense of humor. Normally that means they're fat too. |
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Posted: 8/30/2005 5:07:50 PM EDT
[#7]
I'd wait for 24 hours to pass....
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Posted: 8/30/2005 5:08:21 PM EDT
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You're two bites away from becoming a registered sexual offender. Marriage is your only hope.
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Posted: 8/30/2005 5:15:20 PM EDT
[#9]
and post pics
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Posted: 8/30/2005 5:16:42 PM EDT
[#10]
she's the submissive type, should be fun. Request handcuffs next time
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Posted: 8/30/2005 5:16:43 PM EDT
[#11]
Actually, it's that one. She moved here from Greece when she was 12, and apparantly she was raised well. She cooks, cleans, sews, and expects men to kill spiders and change the oil in the car. Those other countries might be pretty screwed up, but their women seem a lot less screwed up than ours. And if she wanted to take me to HR, it could have happened long before I sent her to the kitchen. I'm not exactly what you'd call 'Politically Correct'. 
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Posted: 8/30/2005 6:16:16 PM EDT
[#12]
She wants you.....
 
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Posted: 8/30/2005 6:47:57 PM EDT
[#13]
Hot?
Pics. 
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Posted: 8/30/2005 6:49:59 PM EDT
[#14]
Have her honk your jake...(see above) |
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Posted: 8/30/2005 6:50:16 PM EDT
[#15]
We need either pics of the co-worker or details on the sammich...
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Posted: 8/30/2005 6:51:41 PM EDT
[#16]
Agreed! |
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Posted: 8/30/2005 6:53:00 PM EDT
[#17]
As she dam well should... (if the same thing happened to me, I would feel REEELLY guilty when the sammich arrived. That being said, I'd venture to guess she's got the hots for you, and she only made the sammich for you out of a combined mentality of making you feel guilty for such an obviously obnoxious demand, as well as an instinct of taking care of Her Man.) |
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Posted: 8/30/2005 7:03:27 PM EDT
[#18]
Sounds good. Tomorrow shoot for a hand job. Work your way up to the anal.
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Posted: 8/30/2005 7:10:04 PM EDT
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She is probalby hot for you. Run fast, run far, dont look back.
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Posted: 8/30/2005 7:28:10 PM EDT
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Tag for pics. And NOT the sammich!
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Posted: 8/30/2005 7:29:16 PM EDT
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What is that? |
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Posted: 8/30/2005 7:39:15 PM EDT
[#22]
Failed Dot Com Goatee Head They're always knockin' boots with the Girl At Work (GAW) while I can't summon the courage to ask her out on a date. |
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Posted: 8/30/2005 10:25:07 PM EDT
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I would certainly consider a date or two. Some Greek women are very family oriented and take very good care of their men.
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Posted: 8/30/2005 10:35:06 PM EDT
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Are you the manager at a Subway?
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Posted: 8/30/2005 10:35:52 PM EDT
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Next time ask for a side of blowjob.
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Posted: 8/30/2005 11:29:37 PM EDT
[#26]
Split peach pie is a good desert.
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Posted: 8/30/2005 11:34:35 PM EDT
[#27]
Greek women are hairy.
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Posted: 8/31/2005 4:58:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2005 6:12:12 AM EDT
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Yeah, baby....I like my pie hairy.... |
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Posted: 8/31/2005 6:16:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2005 8:23:20 AM EDT
[#31]
Where's the obligatory commander Ackbar pic? Come on..you guys are slippin'
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