Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men

-Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.

-Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N C

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

-Armand's Pizza, Washington, D C

Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"

-Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

-Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N C

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,

-Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

-Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, M T

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

-Revolution Books
New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?  Congress!

-Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less

-Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.

-Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, C A.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,

-Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, C A

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.

-Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort