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Posted: 8/10/2005 2:46:18 PM EDT
he sure looks like a zombie....

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 2:47:14 PM EDT
[#1]
GIVE ME THE PRECCIOUSSSS!
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 2:48:41 PM EDT
[#2]
We all want to look like Keith when we grow up, right?
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 2:48:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Reminds me of this :
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 2:48:59 PM EDT
[#4]
They draw blood from Kieth to make antidotes for over 100 known diseases!
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 2:55:04 PM EDT
[#5]
The undead do live.......

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 2:55:22 PM EDT
[#6]

"Heroin:  It's not just for breakfast anymore..."
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 3:05:09 PM EDT
[#7]
Man, talk about death warmed over..

Did someone dig him up and microwave him to room temp?



Ops
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 3:07:25 PM EDT
[#8]
more evidence....

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 3:08:19 PM EDT
[#9]
I think he's still in the incubation period for zombiehood.

But it can't be much longer...
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 3:37:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Did he really go through 2 livers?
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 3:39:18 PM EDT
[#11]
Zombie.  Shoot him in the head.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:39:25 AM EDT
[#12]
"I do know this one thing: I know that there is a cure for whatever biological weapons they'll send over, and it lives in Keith Richards."
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 1:29:31 AM EDT
[#13]
I would say zombie, but the rolling stones have alot of money, so maybe a robot.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 2:10:35 AM EDT
[#14]
ya  know that could be just some serial killer wearing Keith Richards  skin.




i do kinda notice a resemblance.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 2:17:52 AM EDT
[#15]
Let me just be the first to say; "so what is the best round for a Keith Richards then?"

At least you'll only need one (magazine).

/PHil
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:19:33 AM EDT
[#16]
If approached, go for the head
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:33:29 AM EDT
[#17]
They Walk Among Us....



Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:35:15 AM EDT
[#18]
The Rolling Stones have become a parody of the Rolling Stones.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:39:45 AM EDT
[#19]
Paint It Black!!
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:49:23 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
I think he's still in the incubation period for zombiehood.

But it can't be much longer...



Thats what I am thinking, he has the virus alright but for sme reason it is taking him longer to fully transform.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:16:09 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
The Rolling Stones have become a parody of the Rolling Stones.



That is the truth...and now, after all these years of staying out of the fray, they're gonna be jumping on the Bash Bush Bandwagon with a forthcoming little screed, apparently.  
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:24:19 AM EDT
[#22]
"He cannot be killed by conventional means."


Yes kids, this is what a lifetime of drug and alcohol abuse will get ya.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:26:20 AM EDT
[#23]
He pre-embalmed.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:27:20 AM EDT
[#24]
I agree with Denis Leary on the matter - kids are waiting for KR to die so they can smoke his ashes.......
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 6:03:04 AM EDT
[#25]
"If nuclear war were to ever happen, two things willsurvive: Cockroaches & Kieth Richards".

(With apologies to the comedian who originally stated the theory)

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:09:29 PM EDT
[#26]
I dunno, but Mick's career will die if he keeps up the anti-bush $hi+...

M4-AK
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:24:51 PM EDT
[#27]
KR is a primary example of how drugs can really f**k you up.

A little late for the Stones to jump on the bash-Bush bandwagon....we've had our fill of it thanks to Greenday.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:28:10 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
He pre-embalmed.


I was going to say "pickled"
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:34:18 PM EDT
[#29]
KR is a prime example of how drugs really arent bad for you at all, even Heroin........
And they make you pretty...
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:48:53 PM EDT
[#30]
I'm thinking Vampire.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:55:54 PM EDT
[#31]
more pics...







Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:54:18 PM EDT
[#32]
Is it true you can kill them with Silver Guitar Picks??
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:10:25 PM EDT
[#33]
before Ozzy, Keith the original poster child for abuse
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:31:25 PM EDT
[#34]
"Oh man!  I went to the Stones concert a few weeks ago!  GREAT seats!  I was so close to the stage that I could actually see the Grim Reaper standing next to Keith Richards!" ~ Drew Cary
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