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Posted: 8/6/2005 11:21:39 AM EDT

Top 10 Skanks: The Veteran List
These are the classics that we all know and abhor. To these specimens, "culture" is the noxious effuse swabbed from their rancid sores. They've distinguished themselves with a long career of full-throttled skankyness and have helped define for an entire generation the true nature of the "skank":

10 - Mariah Carey
9 - Sandra Bernard
8 - Yoko Ono
7 - Tina Turner
6 - Anna Nicole Smith
5 - Courtney Love
4 - Jenna Jameson
3 - Pamela Anderson
2 - Cher
1 - Madonna

Top 10 Skanks: The "Approaching New Lows" List
These are skanks that are either new to the scene or have been around a while still honing their craft. Either way, these are the top crotch-rotted skanks who have (believe it or not) probably still not reached the full zenith of their true skankopotential:

10 - Lindsay Lohan
9 - Sarah Jessica Parker
8 - Brittany Murphy
7 - Angelina Jolie
6 - Paris Hilton
5 - Drew Barrymore
4 - Brittney Spears
3 - Gwen Stefani
2 - Christine Aguilera
1 - J-Lo

Top 10 Skanks: The "Whatever Happened To...?" List
These are the unfullfilled skanks, the ones who had so much potential for stellar careers in skankiness, who we thought we'd see passed out drunk in the street in front of a Hollywood club covered in their own pee and vomit for years to come - yet for some reason (most likely of their own failings) these skanks never achieved more than a moment's time in the skanko spotlight.

10 - Da Brat
9 - Chyna
8 - Monica Lewinsky
7 - Heather Graham
6 - Shakira
5 - Tanya Harding
4 - Lil' Kim
3 - Lita Ford
2 - Lisa Bonet
1 - Samantha Fox

Top 5 Skanks: The Postumous List
A moment of silence as we honor the dearly departed skanks who, even now, in their worm-infested state have not lost the putrid stench or utterly repulsive attributes that befits the title of a true and eternal "skank":

5 - Aliaya (potential skank)
4 - Savannah
3 - Lisa "Left-eye" Lopez
2 - Janis Joplin
1 - Wendy 0'Williams

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:23:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Lil' Kim is serving 2 years in the pokey, IIRC.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:24:56 AM EDT

[#2]

I would hit a few of those, no lie.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:29:20 AM EDT

[#3]

You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:35:18 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I would hit a few of those, no lie.

Angelina Jolie? Yep.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:36:27 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I would hit a few of those, no lie.

Angelina Jolie? Yep.

...and 4 or 5 more even.

I'm a dog, if I can't eat it or fuck it, I piss on it.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:45:53 AM EDT

[#6]

Jenna Jameson? A skank?

You're being far too nice.

She's a porn star!

THE porn star.

ETA: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:47:43 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
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I would hit a few of those, no lie.

Angelina Jolie? Yep.

...and 4 or 5 more even.

I'm a dog, if I can't eat it or fuck it, I piss on it.

Oh yeah, definitely. But that was just one that jumped out to me the most.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:48:01 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

No but YOUR momma sure did love me long time last night.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:49:03 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I would hit a few of those, no lie.

heck, there's a few on that list I WOULDN"T hit, the rest, I'll be sure to post pics.

TXL

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:54:22 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
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You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

No but YOUR momma sure did love me long time last night.

Very nice. You have little to no emotional attachment to your own mother, so you project your feelings to mine.

Do you know who Edipus is? I think you too should have a long talk.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:54:24 AM EDT

[#11]

How about a "Who gives a fuck" list because I certainly wouldn't be on the list.

They're celebrities. It's how they market themselves and I could care less about them.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:55:37 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:05:35 PM EDT

[#13]

You've got two of them spelled wrong.

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:10:39 PM EDT

[#14]

Gwen Stefani , #1 on my list.

I cant stand her.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:23:50 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
You've got two of them spelled wrong.

Gosh I hope I didn't offend them.

Which ones?

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:27:59 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

No but YOUR momma sure did love me long time last night.

Very nice. You have little to no emotional attachment to your own mother, so you project your feelings to mine.

Do you know who Edipus is? I think you too should have a long talk.

Oedipus. Oedipus Rex actually.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:30:04 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
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I would hit a few of those, no lie.

Angelina Jolie? Yep.

...and 4 or 5 more even.

I'm a dog, if I can't eat it or fuck it, I piss on it.

We see eye to eye on that.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:34:54 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I would hit a few of those, no lie.

More than a few here.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:35:07 PM EDT

[#19]

Come on.....Janice Joplin? She weren't no beauty queen.....but out of all them 'girlies' on your list...at least she had talent.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:35:46 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
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You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

No but YOUR momma sure did love me long time last night.
Very nice. You have little to no emotional attachment to your own mother, so you project your feelings to mine.

Do you know who Edipus is? I think you too should have a long talk.

Oh go jam your Edipus up your herpes-crusted, homo-stretched O-ring.

You start off with an unprovoked lameass psychobabble ad hominem about me and throw my mother in it too and then come back with even more freshman-psych dribble.

I guess since your sisters, your momma and your sex-changed father are all meth-addicted skanks working the streets I can see why you're so sensitive to threads about skanks. Makes ya' homesick I guess.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:37:55 PM EDT

[#21]

How do you put Shakira on the skank list?

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:38:49 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

No but YOUR momma sure did love me long time last night.
Very nice. You have little to no emotional attachment to your own mother, so you project your feelings to mine.

Do you know who Edipus is? I think you too should have a long talk.
Oh go jam your Edipus up your herpes-crusted, homo-stretched O-ring.

You start off with an unprovoked lameass psychobabble ad hominem about me and throw my mother in it too and then come back with even more freshman-psych dribble.

I guess since your sisters, your momma and your sex-changed father are all meth-addicted skanks working the streets I can see why you're so sensitive to threads about skanks. Makes ya' homesick I guess.

\

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:40:54 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

No but YOUR momma sure did love me long time last night.

Very nice. You have little to no emotional attachment to your own mother, so you project your feelings to mine.

Do you know who Edipus is? I think you too should have a long talk.

Oedipus. Oedipus Rex actually.

No, I think he means Ed Ipus, guy used to be a famous MILF banger back in the day. Ed rocked. Then he married some rich 50 year old broad that was divorced from an airline executive, last I heard he was living in Scottsdale Arizona.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:44:38 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I would hit a few of those, no lie.

Mmmmm.......

Heather Graham

Lisa Bonet

Aliaya (but not now. I'm not into necrophilia)

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:44:57 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
No, I think he means Ed Ipus, guy used to be a famous MILF banger back in the day. Ed rocked. Then he married some rich 50 year old broad that was divorced from an airline executive, last I heard he was living in Scottsdale Arizona.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:45:30 PM EDT

[#26]

i have heard of all of them except 4 - Savannah. who was she?

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:47:16 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

Actually, I think he's just a reactionary.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:52:41 PM EDT

[#28]

Good list, but I noticed an omission. The word "skank" immediately brings to mind - Carmen Electra.

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:55:17 PM EDT

[#29]

Funny list!

Glad you got Lindsay Lohan, she's definately working hard to get on it.

Posted: 8/6/2005 4:14:32 PM EDT

[#30]

I'd touch it

Posted: 8/7/2005 11:49:31 AM EDT

[#31]

Everyone who says they would't do Lindsey Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Shakira, and etc.: Feel free to post pics of the babes in your life. Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:03:08 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

No but YOUR momma sure did love me long time last night.
Very nice. You have little to no emotional attachment to your own mother, so you project your feelings to mine.

Do you know who Edipus is? I think you too should have a long talk.
Oh go jam your Edipus up your herpes-crusted, homo-stretched O-ring.

You start off with an unprovoked lameass psychobabble ad hominem about me and throw my mother in it too and then come back with even more freshman-psych dribble.

I guess since your sisters, your momma and your sex-changed father are all meth-addicted skanks working the streets I can see why you're so sensitive to threads about skanks. Makes ya' homesick I guess.

I guess I hit a nerve with this guy.

I guess I'm just a

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:07:52 PM EDT

[#33]

IBTP

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:09:50 PM EDT

[#34]

I had forgotten all about Wendy O. Williams and The Plasmatics. I was a fan.

She committed suicide in 1998.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:13:01 PM EDT

[#35]

You know I can't even be mad at Macallan, I haven't been able to stop laughing since reading his reply.

My herpe-encrusted, homo-streteched o-ring

My se4x changed father

.

I love being able to see that grown men can still be provoked to such childish name calling.

Good job buddy

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:19:50 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Everyone who says they would't do Lindsey Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Shakira, and etc.: Feel free to post pics of the babes in your life. Inquiring minds want to know.

Although I don't disagree with many on the list I just have to laugh when I imagine some of the loser-b!tches some of YOU guys are hooked up with, especially the ones that talk smack about other women.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:24:00 PM EDT

[#37]

There are several on that list I'd hit (Angelina Jolie tops that list).

There are one or two who I would disagree with being there (Tina Turner being one, unless you know something I don't).

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:27:49 PM EDT

[#38]

Whitney Houston has to have a place somewhere on that list.... she's definitely a top 3.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:30:03 PM EDT

[#39]

Now why isn't Hilary Clinton on any of your lists.

She was our First Skank, has the potential of being President Skank

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:35:07 PM EDT

[#40]

Tag

Just to see if the troll gets burned.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:49:37 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
You seem to have some serious issues with women. Did your mommy not love you enough?

No but YOUR momma sure did love me long time last night.

Very nice. You have little to no emotional attachment to your own mother, so you project your feelings to mine.

Do you know who Edipus is? I think you too should have a long talk.

Oedipus. Oedipus Rex actually.

Actually, I think think "Rex" was his dogs name.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:51:35 PM EDT

[#42]

How is Courtney love only number 5 on that list.

Posted: 8/7/2005 12:57:48 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
You know I can't even be mad at Macallan, I haven't been able to stop laughing since reading his reply.

My herpe-encrusted, homo-streteched o-ring

My se4x changed father .

I love being able to see that grown men can still be provoked to such childish name calling.

Good job buddy

Damn, it looks like someone has taken the Mcuzi creative writing class.

Posted: 8/7/2005 3:08:27 PM EDT

[#44]

Janis Joplin had talent?
I would rather get a root canal than listen to that crap

~~oh, lord i want a Mercedes Benz~~ or some baloney like that

Posted: 8/7/2005 3:22:31 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
How do you put Shakira on the skank list?

Ditto... why does she belong on your list?

Posted: 8/7/2005 3:34:20 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
You know I can't even be mad at Macallan, I haven't been able to stop laughing since reading his reply.

My herpe-encrusted, homo-streteched o-ring

My se4x changed father .

I love being able to see that grown men can still be provoked to such childish name calling.

Good job buddy

Whatever floats your boat.

Posted: 8/7/2005 5:30:34 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
How is Courtney love only number 5 on that list.

Okay, that's one I wouldn't touch with YOUR dick.

Posted: 8/7/2005 5:35:25 PM EDT

[#48]

Uncle Tom (Lehrer) covered this one back in the 60's...

From the Bible to the popular song,
There’s one theme that we find right along.
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is motherhood.

There was a man, oh, who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim.

There once lived a man named oedipus rex.
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in freud’s index
’cause he loved his mother.

His rivals used to say quite a bit,
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother.

Yes he loved his mother like no other.
His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother.
One thing on which you can depend is,
He sure knew who a boy’s best friend is!

When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out one by one.
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.

So be sweet and kind to mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that!

Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex,
And you may end up like oedipus.
I’d rather marry a duck-billed platypus,
Than end up like old oedipus rex.

Posted: 8/7/2005 5:35:56 PM EDT

[#49]

I don't see Pink listed anywhere. It's a major omission to leave her out.

Posted: 8/7/2005 5:40:02 PM EDT

[#50]

WTF is a Chyna? Is that the 7' wrestling ~~chick~~ man?

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