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Posted: 7/31/2005 5:55:16 PM EDT
After cutting Habanero peppers, wash hand thoroughly before taking a wizz!
 Holy shit... Is there any cure? |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 5:56:16 PM EDT
[#1]
ETA: 
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Posted: 7/31/2005 5:56:31 PM EDT
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amputate, it's the only way...
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Posted: 7/31/2005 5:56:38 PM EDT
[#3]
dip it in milk.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:00:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Yep! Been there, done that.  It's the only way to make it feel better. I filled up a plastic cup and dipped my 'naughty bits' in it.... AHHHHH! |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:01:56 PM EDT
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Milk's not helping, but I'm not reaching for my pocketknife just yet.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:04:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:06:41 PM EDT
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"Life is hard. Its harder if yer stoopid."  |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:09:30 PM EDT
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Try and get some fom the wife
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:09:41 PM EDT
[#9]
Soak it in cider.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:10:05 PM EDT
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Drop an anvil on your balls and you will forget how bad your winkie hurts.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:11:18 PM EDT
[#11]
Google says rubbing alcohol will help.
It's your johnson, so it's up to you if you try. I cut up Jalapenos and then rubbed my eye a few months ago. It burned like hell for a bit and then went away. |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:12:46 PM EDT
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Correct. Tell her it's like that sucking venom out of a snake bite sort of thing. It's an URGENT matter that requires her assistance immediately and repeatedly. Since it is Habanero flavored, perhaps you could smear guacamole and sour cream on it and convince her its a new Taco Bell treat called "The Pants Chalupa"? |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:14:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:16:20 PM EDT
[#14]
Oh shit. No there is no cure. You're gonna die!!!!! |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:16:40 PM EDT
[#15]
The burning or the eye?
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:16:48 PM EDT
[#16]
Uh, why did your winkie have a cut?
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:18:40 PM EDT
[#17]
Do you wear contact lenses
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:18:46 PM EDT
[#18]
Vicodin and beer will cure it.
You won't feel a thing when you wake up tomorrow. |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:20:50 PM EDT
[#19]
'muy importante'
does this make me a Spanish Nazi?
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:21:58 PM EDT
[#20]
There, fixed it for you. |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:22:01 PM EDT
[#21]
Jalepenos and Habenaros are not even close in the spectrum of "heat" from a Chile. Look up "Scoval Units". |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:22:18 PM EDT
[#22]
You obviously have never experienced "Hot Pepper Pecker Pain"  I did it while drinking once, Was eating burgers and sliced some banana peppers from the garden and went to wizz. It burns! I feel sorry for CajanMojo, HABANEROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:23:08 PM EDT
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You've put like WAY too much thought into this.  |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:26:35 PM EDT
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  Sorry man, I would have bet on the milk... <shrug> |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:27:26 PM EDT
[#25]
Did ya wash 'em out with rubbing alchyhol?
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:29:52 PM EDT
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Scoville Units if anyone really wants to look it up. |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:31:24 PM EDT
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Nope sorry no cure for a case of the dumbass
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:33:17 PM EDT
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a female friend of mine tried some of my Da Bomb Final Answer (1,500,000 scoville units), and had some of it on her finger. She then went to the bathroom and we all heard a scream. She came out all pissed off and had to go home because she was in so much pain.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:34:09 PM EDT
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This is the funniest thread of the day so far...
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:39:12 PM EDT
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I cut up some peppers, forgot that I had cut them up, and decided I was going to pet the wife's kitty.
NEVER happened a second itme.. 
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:45:37 PM EDT
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6 shots of Jack Daniel's will fix it.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:52:45 PM EDT
[#32]
  That's the BEST! CJ |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:55:26 PM EDT
[#33]
dude, no shit, peanut butter, creamy type
txl |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 6:57:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2005 7:00:35 PM EDT
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What you need is some of that solarcane stuff for sunburns. It has lidocane in it, it will make the pain go away down there.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 7:00:51 PM EDT
[#36]
Ok, Its an hour later and I feel much better. Glad i didn't have to amputate. I tried the milk and the whiskey.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 7:01:49 PM EDT
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+1 that happened here too. it went from moans of pleasure to screams of pain real fast. I was in trouble for a long time
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Posted: 7/31/2005 7:01:50 PM EDT
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I hear WD40 would work well.
JUst don't smoke while applying it. |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 7:02:22 PM EDT
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Use is as the meat in your chili...
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Posted: 7/31/2005 7:03:09 PM EDT
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I tried to soak it inside'er. She wouldn't let me near it.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 7:03:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2005 8:03:24 PM EDT
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Wow...all your 'naughty bits' fit in a little plastic cup?
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Posted: 7/31/2005 8:04:10 PM EDT
[#43]
dumbass
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Posted: 7/31/2005 8:18:25 PM EDT
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No crap, OK turn in your man card........ Rule No.8 in the manrule's list. DO NOT put anything Hot,Sharp,acidic, or explosive near your manbits! |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 8:28:23 PM EDT
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That only works if you have a dog! |
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Posted: 7/31/2005 8:40:05 PM EDT
[#46]
Teaches you to not rough up the suspect immeadiately after preparing food.
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Posted: 7/31/2005 8:45:26 PM EDT
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just use a cheese grater and remove the top offending layer.
KIDDING!!!!
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Posted: 7/31/2005 8:45:33 PM EDT
[#48]
-1 for being a dumbass
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Posted: 7/31/2005 9:35:28 PM EDT
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Don't eat them and then go there, either! Not that I would know how badly that hurts, but I can imagine... 
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Posted: 7/31/2005 9:47:23 PM EDT
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I have nothing [thankfully] to contribute! Patty
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