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Posted: 5/16/2005 8:05:33 PM EDT

Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:06:31 PM EDT

[#1]

Can't argue with that.

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:07:11 PM EDT

[#2]

Since I am going into patent/business law school next year, I'm taking notes....

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:07:12 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Ben

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:08:59 PM EDT

[#4]

What's with all these wierd/random posts lately?

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:09:24 PM EDT

[#5]

Put the crack pipe down and back away sloooooooowly.

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:09:34 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

What's with all the wierd/random posts lately?

Not a South Park fan, I guess?

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:11:21 PM EDT

[#7]

But Chewbacca only lived on Endor in the early stages of the Star Wars trilogy script, and the Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies. However, Lucas was lazy and recycled the Wookie tree village for the Ewoks. So, Kashyyyk and Endor are very similar in environment, both natural and man-made.

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:14:09 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

What's with all these wierd/random posts lately?

What? "Look at the monkey! Look at the little monkey!"

*pop*

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:14:13 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
But Chewbacca only lived on Endor in the early stages of the Star Wars trilogy script, and the Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies. However, Lucas was lazy and recycled the Wookie tree village for the Ewoks. So, Kashyyyk and Endor are very similar in environment, both natural and man-made.

They lived on one of the moons of Endor.

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:14:34 PM EDT

[#10]

Alcohol + Internet = Nonsense posts.

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:14:54 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
But Chewbacca only lived on Endor in the early stages of the Star Wars trilogy script, and the Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies. However, Lucas was lazy and recycled the Wookie tree village for the Ewoks. So, Kashyyyk and Endor are very similar in environment, both natural and man-made.

They lived on one of the moons of Endor.

NEEEEEEEEERRRDD !!!

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:15:46 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
But Chewbacca only lived on Endor in the early stages of the Star Wars trilogy script, and the Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies. However, Lucas was lazy and recycled the Wookie tree village for the Ewoks. So, Kashyyyk and Endor are very similar in environment, both natural and man-made.

They lived on one of the moons of Endor.

NEEEEEEEEERRRDD !!!

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:16:59 PM EDT

[#13]

I want some of what you're taking.

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:47:48 PM EDT

[#14]

that was by far one of the best parts of southpark episodes i have ever watched..
i was laughing so hard my stomach hurt the next day

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:50:02 PM EDT

[#15]

Chewbacca is from Kashyyk, not Endor.

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:50:49 PM EDT

[#16]

DigDug, do pushups!

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:53:31 PM EDT

[#17]

Let me see if that works if I have to appeal a ticket or go before a criminal court.

Posted: 5/16/2005 8:59:35 PM EDT

[#18]

my head hurts now

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:16:44 PM EDT

[#19]

BTT for the Star Wars geeks.

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:19:15 PM EDT

[#20]

This drunken crap isn't even entertaining.

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:21:52 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

This drunken crap isn't even entertaining.

Not a big southpark fan, I take it.

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:22:31 PM EDT

[#22]

Maybe he wants to stay on Endor, because he is gets laid every night. Horny little Ewoks.

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:23:09 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:

This drunken crap isn't even entertaining.

Not a big southpark fan, I take it.

Meh. Forgive me for crapping in your thread.

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:25:00 PM EDT

[#24]

heh heh Southpark rules.

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:25:44 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

This drunken crap isn't even entertaining.

+1

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:27:31 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:

This drunken crap isn't even entertaining.

+1

For hating the latest Star Wars movie, you sure do like using sith.

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:29:51 PM EDT

[#27]

This is exactly why I hired the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

G23c

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:30:22 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major tobacco company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Now it makes sense.

Posted: 5/23/2005 3:48:52 PM EDT

[#29]

Well, to a Wookie their mouth is at about the right height, and if you can get the little bitches to stand still long enough you could get a glass of beer to balance on their head.

Quoted:
Maybe he wants to stay on Endor, because he is gets laid every night. Horny little Ewoks.

Posted: 5/23/2005 6:36:07 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Well, to a Wookie their mouth is at about the right height, and if you can get the little bitches to stand still long enough you could get a glass of beer to balance on their head.

Quoted:
Maybe he wants to stay on Endor, because he is gets laid every night. Horny little Ewoks.

No, no, no, Chewy has a spinner fetish. How many short Wookies do you think there are?

Posted: 5/23/2005 6:38:17 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
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But Chewbacca only lived on Endor in the early stages of the Star Wars trilogy script, and the Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies. However, Lucas was lazy and recycled the Wookie tree village for the Ewoks. So, Kashyyyk and Endor are very similar in environment, both natural and man-made.

They lived on one of the moons of Endor.

NEEEEEEEEERRRDD !!!

Wanna know what happens to nerds??

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=353579&page=1

Posted: 5/23/2005 6:44:43 PM EDT

[#32]

I thought this was going to be a thread about defending your home in an oversized dog suit.

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