Sarge needs your help. It involves the pie....well, more imporantantly, the icecream ON the pie. You see, there was this pie fight at my place (it started between the pie and the icecream) And as you know with any pie fight no matter how hard you try to stay out of it you get hit with crust and ice-shit even though you had no part in the pie fight to begin with!
Now the pie is bitter lemon pie and I got shit on me!
I only wanted pie when I got married....I don't remember asking for it "a-la-mode".
So now WTF do I do?
Sgatr15