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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:25:13 PM EDT
Realistically, I would love to be the curator of the Firearms Museum at the Buffalo Bill Historical Center. I probably...no, I know I don't have the qualifications, but I have the passion to do that job. I would be in absolute heaven. I believe it is the largest, most extensive collection in the world, and I only live 30 miles from it.
In dream land,......Working for the government as an intelligence or military analyst. This is not to say that I don't love teaching. I do. It is just that some days I think, no, I know that I settled for the path of least resistance. I see myself as an underachiever.  So, what do you want to be when you grow up. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:27:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Mammogram technician?
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:27:17 PM EDT
[#2]
From police officer to...
Career military - special forces preferably. I wish I could have made a real difference. Too damn late now. 
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:27:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Senior ass inspector, Victoria's Secret model quality control division.
Oh, you mean a real job? I'd settle for being good enough at collecting/trading militaria to make money doing so (and learn a bunch in the process). |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:28:02 PM EDT
[#4]
I'd keep the same jobs I have now, just a few less hours per day.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:28:43 PM EDT
[#5]
quality control/testing at say the HK facility in GA or FN plant in SC ?
never be late for work or b*tch about over time. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:29:07 PM EDT
[#6]
Throat cutter at a Muslim slaughter house. I'd work overtime for free.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:29:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Ditto. I regret never joining the miltary. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:30:26 PM EDT
[#8]
I would love to be a US Army Green Beret right in the middle of Afghanastan or Iraq right now. I would love to be in the sand box, kicking ass and wining hearts and minds.
I would give anything to be out there training forigen forces to kill Bin Laden, or out hunting for that bastard. Or to be out hunting insurgents in Iraq, that would be awesome. I would love to be over in the sandbox serving my country in any capacity, but my health does not allow it. I appreceate the sacrafice of US Servicemen and women but I envy them so much. I would gladly give up my job now to be a REMF.  |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:31:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Tracking down and killing terrorists or any foreign entity that threatens the safety of our country.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:33:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Freelance gynecologist.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:33:56 PM EDT
[#11]
Pilot in the Navy would have been the cat's ass...... maybe next time around...
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:35:03 PM EDT
[#12]
<---- Master Chief Petty Officer, USN.
Either that or a nipple fluffer in the porno industry. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:36:40 PM EDT
[#13]
Photographer for National Geographic. The pay and the crap a person would have to endure would most likely suck, but the places I'd go and things I'd see would be an experience.
My first assignment... "Boobies of the Pacific Islands" (although with my luck it would probably be "Vaginas of the Aborigines"). |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:36:44 PM EDT
[#14]
Knife maker......my dream job
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:39:21 PM EDT
[#15]
I'd like to be well off enough that I could spend my time playing guitar and driving around the country visitng friends and seeing shit. So my answer = retired at 26.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:39:22 PM EDT
[#16]
Angelina Jolie's Master... she is into S&M and kinky sex... yummy!
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:41:12 PM EDT
[#17]
National Geographic Photographer
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:44:39 PM EDT
[#18]
you just want to take pictures of the saggy boobies of those ladies out in the wild.... |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:45:39 PM EDT
[#19]
Good. I posted it first therefore I'm senior to you and you get the Aboriginie assignment.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:46:37 PM EDT
[#20]
+1 |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:46:50 PM EDT
[#21]
Penthouse photographer.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:47:02 PM EDT
[#22]
How did I know that sex would enter this topic.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:48:22 PM EDT
[#23]
Anything where I could have a normal life.
Adventure. Excitement. These things a Jedi craves NOT! Shit, I'd love to be able to make enough money to support a family selling guns... ... ... LEGALLY!!!!! 
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:49:15 PM EDT
[#24]
C.I.C
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:49:59 PM EDT
[#25]
Removing those who would take away the freedom of the people of the United States of America... oh wait I'm going to be an officer nm
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:53:31 PM EDT
[#26]
a professional hunter
free lance sub-contracted assassin heir to the playboy mansion maybe a few others |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:01:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Sometimes I regret never making a career out of the Army.Not a day goes by that I don't think about going / being back. As far as a Dream Job , maybe something outdoors up in Alaska. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:03:39 PM EDT
[#28]
Testing firearms and explosives.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:07:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:08:29 PM EDT
[#30]
I would either be a....
Plasma Donor for Flat Screen Televisions... Or.... An IRS Directions Complicator. MT 
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:13:15 PM EDT
[#31]
Dream job?
Being on a perpetual big game safari in africa. Taking elephant, lion, buffalo, etc. And having about a hundred "blacks" carrying my stuff so I could live like a king. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:14:15 PM EDT
[#32]
CrAcK WhOrE
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:15:28 PM EDT
[#33]
Conductor of an orchestra, composer for movies, or music teacher. The latter is the most likely.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:15:48 PM EDT
[#34]
Cruise ship Jiggalo.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:20:32 PM EDT
[#35]
Well I'm only working retail right now, but one day I shall be the greatest rapper of all time
 My dream job would probably be a famous artist, all you gotta do is weld a few things together, smash it up a little bit, give some intellectual sounding explanation on how it represents society or something and walk away with a million bucks. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:22:46 PM EDT
[#36]
Retired.
Just got this job and I love it!
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:23:30 PM EDT
[#37]
One of the guys who got to eliminate a whole nest of fighters in Iraq as a sniper.
One major regret in my life is that I refused to serve as a young man. Now I wish most every day I could go and join the fight. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:31:16 PM EDT
[#38]
There's a difference between being told you will and serving of your own free will. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:31:32 PM EDT
[#39]
How about a stunt double that looks pretty cool. I wouldn't call it my dream job though.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:33:17 PM EDT
[#40]
Big time pron start. Not just the one that's starting out. I heard all the guys beginning in porn start out doing it with guys.
 It's only later on when you make it big that you get to do the womenz. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:38:40 PM EDT
[#41]
U.S. Navy is what I am going to be instead of a telemarketor ;)
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:39:46 PM EDT
[#42]
Better to be a porn producer. I should quit and do that, after all I live in the porn capital of the planet... CW |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:40:26 PM EDT
[#43]
Piano player in a whorehouse, or talent agent ( same place)
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:18:17 PM EDT
[#44]
I wish i could be an KBR/LOGCAP executive with enough influence to arange and organize terrorist hunt Safari trips for American (and allies) arm chair warriors...
 
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Posted: 10/30/2004 3:04:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/30/2004 4:49:52 AM EDT
[#46]
I kind of do it already on the side.. but I would love to write a few books and be independently wealthy enough to do it full time.
I take in stray and abused animals and I used to (and still do sometimes) give riding lessons or mentor kids who can't afford it. When I lived in N. Calif and was a camp counselor to kids from San Fran and Oakland they would always send the worst campers to go see "Miss Sara in the horse corral." They would tell me to make them shovel manure as a punishment. So I would explain to them how I ran things... you have so many corrals to keep clean and, in return, I would assign them their "own" horse and would give them extra lessons on ground work and riding. Without exception, those kids turned out to be the best campers and usually got asked to stay over as working campers (a big honor). It's one of the most incredible feelings in the world to overhear one of your students tell another terrified first time rider, "I was scared when I first got on a horse, too, but Miss Sara taught me what to do and I'm going to teach you." I don't think there's a smiley big enough to convey how that makes me feel. 
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Posted: 10/30/2004 4:54:58 AM EDT
[#47]
I take it your dream job is not 'rainman's stuff carrier'? |
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Posted: 10/30/2004 5:26:47 AM EDT
[#48]
Alaskan Bush pilot/ hunting guide
or NASCAR Driver |
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Posted: 10/30/2004 5:36:01 AM EDT
[#49]
Private, US army or USMC
infantry. I'm STILL pissed off! |
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Posted: 10/30/2004 5:41:56 AM EDT
[#50]
I would love to own a company such as Dillon Precision. More money and ammo than I could shoot. First you get the power then you get the money then the bitches
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