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Posted: 10/27/2004 11:11:33 PM EDT
Gal contacts me via internet dating service. She skips the small talk and jumps immediately into a series of questions, which get progressively weirder and weirder. Our latest exchange:
Her: OK - next question, when do you find a woman the most intimate and sensual in a non-physical way? I don't know how to explain what I'm trying to get at...how about an example...I feel most intimate with a man when we can lay in bed, no necessarily touching (although I am usually always touching my s.o.) and spend two hours lying there in the candle light talking about our dreams, politics, families, whatever... Me: Hmm...I'll take "How do you tell if a woman has been hanging out with too many girliemen, or you're not watching enough chick flicks?" for 5 points, Alex. 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 11:15:44 PM EDT
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10 points for that one. thats too funny. now if thats a dating service or what have you, than getting these loaded questions in person with a chick is like fkn double jeapardy
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Posted: 10/27/2004 11:15:51 PM EDT
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LOL
I like it! Maybe you'll make the bad boy list. For when she just wants to get banged. |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 11:16:14 PM EDT
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mmmmm...yeah!!
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Posted: 10/27/2004 11:20:31 PM EDT
[#4]
So what did she reply?
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Posted: 10/27/2004 11:29:34 PM EDT
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All I can say is that after 3 years of Internet dating I've learned one thing .
There is a reason why 95% of the women you meet there are single , and the reasons aint good 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 11:32:34 PM EDT
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If you were being yourself, it was the perfect answer!
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Posted: 10/27/2004 11:42:22 PM EDT
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What the hell kinda weirdo question is that? I'll lay odds that all that woman's notions of romance come from soap operas.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 11:52:20 PM EDT
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When you get to ask her a question, see if she takes it in the pooper.
Then post pics when you get some. On Preban of course. Your answer ruled. Fuck her if she can't deal with it. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 12:10:27 AM EDT
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Where is that thread about the guy on here who had that internet hell date, it was too funny?
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Posted: 10/28/2004 12:10:40 AM EDT
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If she likes you, she's not gonna run. Trust me, I pissed off the waitress at the diner I eat 10 meals a week at, and she still looks at me like shes gonna drag me into the bathroom.
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Posted: 10/28/2004 12:12:32 AM EDT
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She just wants a good tip. A cash one. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 12:12:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2004 12:32:24 AM EDT
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She gets 20% and a smile 
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Posted: 10/28/2004 1:12:03 AM EDT
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I'll see your and raise you one!
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Posted: 10/28/2004 3:27:33 AM EDT
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FUCKER!!! Folgers burns when it comes out your nose.... [wiping off monitor and desk top now] 
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Posted: 10/28/2004 3:34:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2004 3:45:17 AM EDT
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Screw her, she's probably psycho anyway.
I agree with Mrs. Glofie, she only knows of soap opera ideals of romance 'n loving and even though some of us wouldn't mind that, we understand it's not realistic. 
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Posted: 10/28/2004 4:02:40 AM EDT
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I guess this means a blowjob is DEFINITLY out of the question, Huh?
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Posted: 10/28/2004 4:03:55 AM EDT
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If you were looking for a quick date, you blew it.
If you were looking for a soul mate, you did fine. Tj |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 4:15:34 AM EDT
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Awwwwwwwwwww, nice Tj! 
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Posted: 10/28/2004 4:20:03 AM EDT
[#21]
You did fine....
Past one of her shyt tests. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 4:21:46 AM EDT
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I don't think you blew anything, except blowing off a loaded BS question.
If she can't deal with that, then you don't want her anyway. Besides, how long have you been talking to her? That's not the kind of question I would ask, nor expect to be asked by someone I hardly know. I sure as hell wouldn't have answered it either. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 4:22:07 AM EDT
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Get off the net and get out and meet people. The woman in your post sounds very unrealistic.
This thread reminds me of a common situation we sometimes find ourself in. We work hard so that we can leave the farm and move to the big city. Then we work even harder to save enough money to retire to the farm. What I'm trying to say is that staying single is all it's cracked up to be. You're already there. Enjoy it. The married people around you are trying to fix you up, not because they want you to "have someone dear to your heart", but because misery loves company. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 4:42:54 AM EDT
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when do you find a woman the most intimate and sensual in a non-physical way?
when she's making me a sammich and getting me a cold beer. cleaning my rifles and waxing the car also counts. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 5:06:11 AM EDT
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