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Posted: 10/27/2004 6:42:03 AM EDT

Him: What you doing this afternoon?

Me: Busy.

Him: Tomorrow?

Me: Got some time, why?

Him: Need you to bring your AR to the bank.

Me: Ok, What time?

Him: Evening, maybe around dark?

Me: Ok, sounds good.

Him: What kind of ammo? Bud light or Coors Light?

Me: Your beer? Doesn't matter. Make it cold.

Him: Ok, sounds good, I'll call you and give you a time.

Me: By the way...why?

Him: Dog Problem.

Me: See you there.

Gotta love country living. Banker calls when there is a problem stray, invites you and your AR to the bank, and brings the beer.

ROFL

TRG

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:43:14 AM EDT

[#1]

Alcohol and guns dont mix.

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:46:32 AM EDT

[#2]

Let me be the first!

You a cop?

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:47:42 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Let me be the first!

You a cop?

I can assure you, he is not a cop.

However, I have seen him wearing an FBI hat........

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:48:06 AM EDT

[#4]

Your Walther22 suppressed should be better....Quiet but deadly.

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:49:17 AM EDT

[#5]

Alcohol, guns, and stray dogs - can you smell that son? That's freedom.

The cops find me drinking a beer with an AR near a Milwaukee bank - and I'm the newest member of the cast of Oz in about 15 minutes.

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:50:15 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Your Walther22 suppressed should be better....Quiet but deadly.

Suppressed 9mm AR if it is in the pasture behind the bank.

Suppressed P22 for the close ups.

TRG

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:50:16 AM EDT

[#7]

Sounds like a two gay people meeting.

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:52:09 AM EDT

[#8]

Use tracers and post pics!

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:52:33 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Let me be the first!

You a cop?

I can assure you, he is not a cop.

However, I have seen him wearing an FBI hat........

I'll wear it for this Black Op. It will look beter on the security cameras, I am sure.

"WTF? the FBI is low crawling through the lobby...? And he is not SPILLING his beer?"

"That's a professional!"

TRG

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:53:18 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Sounds like a two gay people meeting.

You won't be there, so? I am missing your point.

TRG

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:55:55 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Let me be the first!

You a cop?

I can assure you, he is not a cop.

However, I have seen him wearing an FBI hat........

I'll wear it for this Black Op. It will look beter on the security cameras, I am sure.

"WTF? the FBI is low crawling through the lobby...? And he is not SPILLING his beer?"

"That's a professional!"

TRG

LMFAO

Top-notch operator!

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:56:02 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:

Your Walther22 suppressed should be better....Quiet but deadly.

Suppressed 9mm AR if it is in the pasture behind the bank.

Suppressed P22 for the close ups.

TRG

Come on. You shoot P22 suppressed to 100-200 yds without any problems hitting dirt and grass.

Posted: 10/27/2004 7:12:57 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Your Walther22 suppressed should be better....Quiet but deadly.

Suppressed 9mm AR if it is in the pasture behind the bank.

Suppressed P22 for the close ups.

TRG

Come on. You shoot P22 suppressed to 100-200 yds without any problems hitting dirt and grass.

Actually, my best shot with the suppressed P22 was 175 yards. Confirmed kill.

We probably will begin with the P22, and then escalate if necessary.

Besides, with the P22 we can shoot without putting down the beer.

TRG

Posted: 10/27/2004 7:16:10 AM EDT

[#14]

"Here, hold my beer and watch this..."

Famous last words.

Posted: 10/27/2004 7:21:39 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
"Here, hold my beer and watch this..."

Famous last words.

Actually, it will probably go something like this...

Me: Here, you take the gun.

Him: Why?

Me: Security cameras and guns don't mix.

Him: <takes the gun> Ok, where's the safety? <BANG!>

Me: Not there. You think that shattered glass door will buff out?

TRG

Posted: 10/27/2004 7:31:04 AM EDT

[#16]

After you finish his problem, come help me. Idiot neighbors left their damn dog out then fell asleep. So all night the miserable dog barked and kept me awake,

Posted: 10/27/2004 7:42:26 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
After you finish his problem, come help me. Idiot neighbors left their damn dog out then fell asleep. So all night the miserable dog barked and kept me awake,

You paying mileage? Or should I expect copiuos amounts of beer as tribute?

TRG

Posted: 10/27/2004 12:28:17 PM EDT

[#18]

After tossing in the "You a cop?" dig I figured I check back in this thread & find this

or this

waiting for me.

RG, you got a great sense of humor.

Posted: 10/27/2004 12:41:01 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
After tossing in the "You a cop?" dig I figured I check back in this thread & find this or this waiting for me.

RG, you got a great sense of humor.

We reconned the perimeter this afternoon to establish fields of fire (mainly, where to put the ice chest full of beer)

And are set to move out at dark-thirty.

TRG

Posted: 10/27/2004 1:57:27 PM EDT

[#20]

So, my banker called me...

Translation: A man with a lot of money called to proposition me.

Quoted:

We reconned the perimeter this afternoon to establish fields of fire (mainly, where to put the ice chest full of beer)

And are set to move out at dark-thirty.

TRG

Same old song and dance. Two men in a field alone and getting drunk.

Posted: 10/27/2004 2:12:49 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
So, my banker called me...

Translation: A man with a lot of money called to proposition me.

Quoted:

We reconned the perimeter this afternoon to establish fields of fire (mainly, where to put the ice chest full of beer)

And are set to move out at dark-thirty.

TRG

Same old song and dance. Two men in a field alone and getting drunk.

If you are feeling left out and lonely, you have my number.

TRG

Posted: 10/27/2004 2:22:22 PM EDT

[#22]

What will you do with the carcus? Any Asian meat markets in the area?

Posted: 10/27/2004 2:27:26 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
What will you do with the carcus? Any Asian meat markets in the area?

Most canine eaters would recommend the pooch is hung by its feet, live, then beaten with a cane. This bruising soften the meat. After a few days, you beat it again. Rinse repeat. Supposed to be very tender.

I don't think this one will be alive when we get done.

TRG

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