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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:01:59 PM EDT
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Jumbo Shrimp ... yummy (burb)
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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:02:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Near Miss
Parkway/Driveway (we drive in a parkway and park in the driveway) Democrat, oh wait that just a MORON [@:D] |
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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:11:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Rosie O'Donnell.
Oh, wait, that's an Ox Moron. My bad. |
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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:16:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Gay Pride
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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:18:58 PM EDT
[#5]
[b]Dodge[/b](to move away from)[b]Ram[/b](to hit)
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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:20:46 PM EDT
[#6]
"Microsoft Works"
"winning on Jeopardy" Jewbroni~ |
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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:21:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Oops, I forgot one: "Semi-automatic assault rifle" |
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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:28:17 PM EDT
[#8]
Act naturally
Found missing Resident alien Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Airline Food Good grief Same difference Almost exactly Government organization Sanitary landfill Alone together Legally drunk Silent scream American history Living dead Business ethics Soft rock Butt Head Military Intelligence Software documentation New classic Sweet sorrow Childproof "Now, then ..." Synthetic natural gas Passive aggression Taped live Clearly misunderstood Peace force Extinct Life Temporary tax increase Computer jock Plastic glasses Terribly pleased Computer security Political science Tight slacks Definite maybe Twelve-ounce pound cake Diet ice cream Working vacation Exact estimate |
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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:31:00 PM EDT
[#9]
ATF Customer Service
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Posted: 6/8/2001 8:36:23 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: Act naturally Found missing Resident alien Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Airline Food Good grief Same difference Almost exactly Government organization Sanitary landfill Alone together Legally drunk Silent scream American history Living dead Business ethics Soft rock Butt Head Military Intelligence Software documentation New classic Sweet sorrow Childproof "Now, then ..." Synthetic natural gas Passive aggression Taped live Clearly misunderstood Peace force Extinct Life Temporary tax increase Computer jock Plastic glasses Terribly pleased Computer security Political science Tight slacks Definite maybe Twelve-ounce pound cake Diet ice cream Working vacation Exact estimate I bet you've waited for YEARS for an opportunity to post this list, haven't you? LOL |
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Posted: 6/8/2001 9:14:28 PM EDT
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I'm a placebo addict.
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Posted: 6/8/2001 9:47:43 PM EDT
[#12]
I'm a Narcoleptic Insomniac.
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Posted: 6/8/2001 9:52:48 PM EDT
[#13]
how about....
rush hour |
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Posted: 6/9/2001 12:06:20 AM EDT
[#14]
reborn virgin
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Posted: 6/9/2001 9:05:07 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: reborn virgin Or better yet, Cute Virgin. Tall Shadow |
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Posted: 6/9/2001 10:35:16 AM EDT
[#16]
Intelligent Democrat
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Posted: 6/9/2001 12:10:33 PM EDT
[#17]
Happily married???
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Posted: 6/9/2001 1:00:47 PM EDT
[#18]
Rapid Fire, Semi-Automatic, Hi-Capacity Assault Pistol.
That's basically any non-revolver handgun capable of accepting a magaizne greater than 10 rounds, according to the antis. |
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Posted: 6/9/2001 1:37:17 PM EDT
[#19]
President Clinton
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Posted: 6/9/2001 4:44:11 PM EDT
[#20]
Woman Driver [:D]
(Someone already mentioned my favorite - happily married.) |
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Posted: 6/9/2001 5:21:42 PM EDT
[#21]
how about [b]POLITICALLY CORRECT[/b]
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Posted: 6/9/2001 5:48:52 PM EDT
[#22]
Near miss...
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Posted: 6/9/2001 5:49:30 PM EDT
[#23]
National Rifle Association
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Posted: 6/9/2001 5:51:46 PM EDT
[#24]
United Nations...
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Posted: 6/9/2001 5:51:55 PM EDT
[#25]
exciting golf.
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Posted: 6/9/2001 5:55:52 PM EDT
[#26]
Senate Intelligence Committee.
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Posted: 6/10/2001 11:56:13 PM EDT
[#27]
Bill Clinton...
has that man paid for ANYTHING since the sheeple masses elected him president? |
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Posted: 6/11/2001 10:03:44 AM EDT
[#28]
Near miss is not an oxymoron. Ask yourself, did it (whatever the subject is) hit or did it miss. If it didn't hit, it was a miss. Then ask by a lot or a little. A far miss or a near miss.
Now, if you can't tell the difference between an adjective and an adverb, and you're thinking "nearly missed", that's a hit. Near miss, however is perfectly fine. Means it didn't hit, but was close. Like a hit in the nine ring is a near miss on the ten ring. A passing airplane is a miss. If you can see the expression on the pilot's face, it's a near miss. Norm |
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