So there I was casting my vote for Bush at an early voter station today, when this barely-English-speaking man started making a scene.  Apparently, he had already returned an absentee ballot and was trying to vote again!.  "you know, i no know, i no read good, i forget, i no know"  I wonder who he voted for...?

The bi-lingual ballot is such bullshit.  Yo hablo un poco de espanol, y a mi me gusta la lengua, pero si se quiere votar en los Estados Unidos, se debe aprender la lengua de los Estados Unidos!

Que?....Gringo Loco.