and boy did I have a good time on the phone with the lady on the other end.
First she asks me who if I was voting for Bush or Kerry for president, and I said I was not sure. Then she says well, let me help you decide. So she asks me what issues I am interested in, such as the enviroment, jobs, health care or hunting??? (Just remember that I played dumb as shit, or tried too. I was trying not to laugh out loud the whole time.)
Me: "Hunting, does Kerry support hunting?"
Kerry phone chick: "Yes, he does."
Me: "Does he support the 2nd Amendment?"
Kerry phone chick: "Yes, he is a hunter."
Me: "I don't think hunting is mentioned in the 2nd Amendment."
Kerry phone chick: "Well, it, ah, not, do you mean, sure, well, he does support it."
Me: "But didn't he vote to keep the assault weapons ban in place?"
Kerry phone chick: "Well, yeah, but the assault weapons are only for killing people, but he is a hunter."
Me: "But what if I want to buy an assault weapon to defend myself."
Kerry phone chick: "Well, defend against who?, I mean, but, they are for killing people."
Me: "Maybe someone will want to shoot me or my family some day, like maybe a terrorist."
Kerry phone chick: "Terrorists get their guns at gunshows, so Kerry will shut them down."
Me: "Shut down what? the terrorists or gunshows?"
Kerry phone chick: "The gunshows, I ah, mean, you see, the terrorists, can't, gun, ah, close them up, mumbling, ah, sure, bad, ya know, shut them both down."
Me: "Oh, ok, how does John Kerry feel about abortion?"
Kerry phone chick: "He is Pro Life, I mean, Pro Choice"
Me: "Well, which one is killing babies?"
Kerry phone chick: "Well, he, um, not, he, not, choice, he supports a womans right to choose killing, I mean, womans choice"
Me: "So, what does Pres Bush believe?"
Kerry phone chick: "He is Pro Life"
Me: "Is that bad?"
Kerry phone chick: "He supports life, not choice, I mean, Kerry supports life too, but not, I mean womans choice, not killing, but choice, Bush wants to take rights away from women."
It went on from there for about 3 more minutes. We covered the enviroment and jobs, and then I said I had to run. So she finally asked me who I would vote for. I said I was unsure, but Kerry sounded pretty good, if he will allow women to kill babies and not allow me to kill bad guys with dangerous assault weapons. So she said, "Can I put you down for a maybe vote, and I said sure, for BUSH!"
Not trying to offend anyone when it comes to abortion, just my beliefs on the subject.