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Posted: 10/22/2004 1:57:00 PM EDT
Mine always tells me to: "Be careful and don't get arrested"
 What does your wife say when you go out? SGatr15 |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 1:57:58 PM EDT
[#1]
"I love you and be careful."
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Posted: 10/22/2004 1:58:28 PM EDT
[#2]
She is asleep when I leave.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 1:58:40 PM EDT
[#3]
Drive fast and weave!
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:02:11 PM EDT
[#4]
"I love you. Play nice with the other kids."
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:03:31 PM EDT
[#5]
Bring back money.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:04:27 PM EDT
[#6]
If she says anything, it's "take out the trash."
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:04:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Leave your pecker in the box by the door.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:08:23 PM EDT
[#8]
I love you. Be careful. Please don't buy too many more guns today...
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:08:55 PM EDT
[#9]
We love you daddy.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:10:37 PM EDT
[#10]
"Stay away from that STagr15 guy and his dolls."
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:11:28 PM EDT
[#11]
"Remember Skerry supporters cant be trusted"
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:13:35 PM EDT
[#12]
She says " be careful today, crazy drivers out there".
She's right, I'm one of them.  You have to be to get on 29 here these days. Danny |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:15:14 PM EDT
[#13]
"Make sure your life insurance is paid up to date."
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:16:31 PM EDT
[#14]
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:19:10 PM EDT
[#15]
bye
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:20:49 PM EDT
[#16]
"I love you. Call me"
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Posted: 10/22/2004 2:21:49 PM EDT
[#17]
It's a trick question. I don't know because I'm gone.
Did I get the right answer?
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Posted: 10/22/2004 3:38:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2004 3:44:04 PM EDT
[#19]
She says "Tell Pedro the pool boy to come in on your way out, will you?"
 
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Posted: 10/22/2004 3:57:34 PM EDT
[#20]
"Hurry up and go already, my husband will be home any minute"
Oh, wait you said MY wife, I haven't been issued one of those yet. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 4:00:50 PM EDT
[#21]
Don't forget to pay the American Express!
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Posted: 10/22/2004 4:02:10 PM EDT
[#22]
I figure you will be out in two months on good behaviour.
Tj |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 4:08:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Are you headed to that cuban whore's house again?
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Posted: 10/22/2004 4:09:04 PM EDT
[#24]
When come back bring pie.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 4:11:28 PM EDT
[#25]
Watch out for wedge and his traps.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 4:13:03 PM EDT
[#26]
She likes pie too? Danny
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Posted: 10/22/2004 4:13:16 PM EDT
[#27]
She tells me to leave and not come back!
Actually she always says "I love you, be safe", then I drive to were I am going and climb a 300 ft. tower. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 4:15:20 PM EDT
[#28]
Smell Ya Lat3r
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Posted: 10/22/2004 4:43:44 PM EDT
[#29]
"I love you too."
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:13:38 PM EDT
[#30]
Remember, hollowpoints are expensive, choose the people you shoot carefully.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:19:27 PM EDT
[#31]
A kiss is given along with the following words: Be safe, please come home to me. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:26:27 PM EDT
[#32]
Come back with your shield, or on it.
J/K!!! Usually something like "Be careful. I love you." |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:28:32 PM EDT
[#33]
her - gee... go have fun with your friends while I stay at home with the kids
me - O.K., I sure will
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:28:59 PM EDT
[#34]
My EX says to me, across the miles, "Thank you, Backstop, for saving all that TDY money for all those years, and putting that HUGE down payment on my house that you no longer own. I am very, very comfortable, thanks to you."
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:31:46 PM EDT
[#35]
Girlfriend when I leave for class...
"Hurry back...more if you do *smile*" |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:34:54 PM EDT
[#36]
Don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on your mind!
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:36:20 PM EDT
[#37]
Today it was, "Oh, don't let those chest pains and left side numbness bother you....it's normal...... and maybe you should see if you can jog until it goes away".
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:36:40 PM EDT
[#38]
"Drive carefull, I love you, and remember two the the center of mass and one to the head"
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:38:34 PM EDT
[#39]
She says,"don't go yet!" or
"I miss you already." |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:39:19 PM EDT
[#40]
We dont need anymore guns mofo
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:46:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:11:56 PM EDT
[#42]
don't come back jackass..oh and get me some tampex
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:14:13 PM EDT
[#43]
[crickets] Chirp chirp,....chirp, chirp [/crickets]
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:42:33 PM EDT
[#44]
"Love ya, be careful, and don't kill anyone today!
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:47:38 PM EDT
[#45]
"Is your policy paid up?"
MT |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:09:16 AM EDT
[#46]
Mine says .............................. Oh wait , I dont have one any more 
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:12:32 AM EDT
[#47]
" Get out of here before the kids see you leaving...I dont like it when they throw a fit!"
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:20:04 AM EDT
[#48]
"Watch out for bad guys and cats."
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:25:08 AM EDT
[#49]
"I love you, and be careful."
When she only tells me to be careful, that is when I'm in the doghouse. |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:26:02 AM EDT
[#50]
I dont have a wife, but the pups see me off every day. However, if they could talk, it would probably rhyme with "Bring me back some cheese" or something.
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