I've told some tall tales to my 5 year old, but he usually always calls me on them. You know the type of stuff you tell a kid to mess with him... Squirrels are really just little dogs that nobody wants. Point at a horse and say "that's one tall pig", or that if he holds in a sneeze his eyes will pop out. Stuff like that.
The kid is pretty bright. A lot brighter than his old man, I'm sure of that at least. He almost always tells me when I'm teasing him. I consider it good practice at determining truth and analyzing what he hears. See, I can justify just about anything!
Today I got him though... his first tooth fell out! Sweet. Sadly, I went with the standard tooth fairy gig. I thought about having tooth stealing zombies trying to reanimate themselves by swapping money for teeth, but I knew he'd call me on it.
The tooth fairy is good enough I believe, and he fell asleep clutching a little cloth bag with his tooth in it. He'll wake up clutching a little cloth bag with enough magical money in it to buy a watermelon slushy after swimming lessons.
For the parents out there.... Sometimes it just feels right to lie to your kid
. I can't wait to tell him about the Easter Pig!
Ugly