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Posted: 10/19/2004 7:37:54 PM EDT
1. Not knowing who won the World Series AND forgetting the password.



take it from here!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:39:19 PM EDT
[#1]
Robbing a gun store, with a knife.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:40:20 PM EDT
[#2]
Robbing a doughnut shop.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:41:39 PM EDT
[#3]
White guy going into Harlem and shouting "N-----!"
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:41:44 PM EDT
[#4]
Wearing a blue helmet and going armed in my America.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:42:58 PM EDT
[#5]
"Viva La Fra..."
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:44:27 PM EDT
[#6]
Being a dog, in any situation that involves the police.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:44:46 PM EDT
[#7]
jumping in front of your dog when the police show up
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:45:16 PM EDT
[#8]
Selling fake crack you made with sugar and flour on 31st and Paseo.

Kansas City members will understand.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:45:27 PM EDT
[#9]
Pointing a gun at a cop...
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:47:11 PM EDT
[#10]
Cleaning a loaded weapon.

Going to a public range.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:47:27 PM EDT
[#11]
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:47:55 PM EDT
[#12]
Trying to rob a bank where the police cash their checks - It really happenned.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:48:22 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:48:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Some guy sideswipping your truck and following him to his house to get the info for the cops.
Taking down his tag number and address while standing at the curb. .22 to the left arm. Pretty good shot too. Single shot from about 30 yds. Hurt like a mother fucker after I drove to the hospital. When it happened I was just dumbfounded, that asshole fuckin' shot me.

The Indy cops had him in just a few short hours.

This happened in '77. I was 16.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:49:08 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"



I'll have to try that...  
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:50:28 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"



I'll have to try that...  




You must have missed the stupid vid of some crackhead they kept posting over the last few days....
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:50:53 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"



I'll have to try that...  



You obviously missed the PT Cruiser video....or you'd understand.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:54:10 PM EDT
[#18]
being an asshole
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:54:19 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"



I'll have to try that...  



You obviously missed the PT Cruiser video....or you'd understand.



Damn, I did miss it, or I saw the link at work and couldn't open it.

Anybody post a link?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:54:45 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Being a dog, in any situation that involves the police.
www.happyfunpundit.com/steve/kateigun.jpg



That's kinda mean... finger on the trigger and everything...
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:55:32 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:59:05 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Being a dog, in any situation that involves the police.
www.happyfunpundit.com/steve/kateigun.jpg



That's kinda mean... finger on the trigger and everything...



Wow, the finger on the trigger bothered you, but not a peep about that FUCKED UP pink carpet in the background?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:03:12 PM EDT
[#23]
Pull a gun on someone who is faster than you.  Really happened to a friend of mine.  I'll post when we hear more.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:48:56 AM EDT
[#24]

List of good ways of getting shot!


Palis throwing rocks at IDF soldiers armed with full auto weapons.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:00:06 AM EDT
[#25]
Carrying a deer decoy on your shoulders during deer season
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:03:48 AM EDT
[#26]
How NOT to get your ass kicked by the Po-lece
www.laserp.com/chris_rockfp.htm

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:07:19 AM EDT
[#27]
Running toward me screaming with a boner and no pants on...
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:13:49 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
How NOT to get your ass kicked by the Po-lece
www.laserp.com/chris_rockfp.htm




That was frikkin' hilarious!!!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:19:15 AM EDT
[#29]
Carrring a green glowstick downrange at Knob Creek durring the night shoot.  They use them to mark the targets when they turn the lights off.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:20:17 AM EDT
[#30]
Hmm... all the ways of getting shot sound pretty bad to me. I'll pass.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:24:30 AM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:26:57 AM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:27:59 AM EDT
[#33]
Go to Detroit.  
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:33:36 AM EDT
[#34]
Owning a dog.


Buy Crack Cocaine in Oakland.


Screeming :Where's my snadwich bitch?" at a Pink Pistols lesbian rally.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:34:37 AM EDT
[#35]
One more....


Saying:  "Hi, my name is Cyanide." at Gunstock.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:21:23 PM EDT
[#36]

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What a horrible photoshop job.

Somebody apparently doesn't comprehend perspective... why can you see the front of the trigger guard AND the front of the barrel?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:26:22 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
glockmeister.com/images/kervork.jpg



What a horrible photoshop job.




Why dont ya tell em how you realy feel
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:30:05 PM EDT
[#38]
Speed torward the white house in a big U-haul truck shouting alah akbar.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:30:36 PM EDT
[#39]
Living in Falluja.

CW
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