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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:43:04 AM EDT
John has a long mustache.
Mac has 1000 posts. 
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:44:13 AM EDT
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Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:44:45 AM EDT
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My goat is in your yard.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:45:19 AM EDT
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And I have 222.8 posts.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:46:02 AM EDT
[#4]
i like pie
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:48:07 AM EDT
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:49:04 AM EDT
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The cow jumps over the moon at midnight.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:49:46 AM EDT
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Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:50:02 AM EDT
[#8]
The wooden shoes are singing showtunes.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:53:07 AM EDT
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If that's the case.. then I feel sorry for Sgtar.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:55:20 AM EDT
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Whooops!!! |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:55:49 AM EDT
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TANGO... FOXTROT... MACARENA... OVER.... |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:56:39 AM EDT
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The cow is snoring.
The bunny has danced a jig. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:58:01 AM EDT
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My dumbass fixed it.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:58:55 AM EDT
[#14]
John slept with the beast Teresa
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:59:14 AM EDT
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I knew you would... thats why I quoted it for posterity. (As DrFrige now hides in fear for retalliation) 
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:00:36 AM EDT
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wooo! wooo!
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:16:31 AM EDT
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the fat lady is singing, i repeat, the fat lady is singing
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:23:53 AM EDT
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The Eagle flies with the Dove
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:26:00 AM EDT
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Crap - does that mean it's all over?? |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:37:51 AM EDT
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The purple rooster will bark at the rising sun in the evening during the celibration of a cats birth to a moose.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 10:37:38 AM EDT
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"Wound my heart with a monotonous languor."
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Posted: 10/17/2004 10:43:14 AM EDT
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48563 95855 46775 49688 90845
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Posted: 10/17/2004 10:44:51 AM EDT
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Irene, I repeat Irene.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 10:46:50 AM EDT
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Dosent anyone realize thats a quote from red dawn?
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Posted: 10/17/2004 10:48:32 AM EDT
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we do, but its been done so many times.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 10:48:46 AM EDT
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The chicken is in the pot...I repeat, the chicken is in the pot.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 10:50:54 AM EDT
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the cat is in the garage
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Posted: 10/17/2004 10:52:28 AM EDT
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i am the walrus. coo coo ca choo.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 10:56:19 AM EDT
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Lines form on my face and my hands....
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Posted: 10/17/2004 11:01:15 AM EDT
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Did you get a bowl of soup with that hat
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Posted: 10/17/2004 11:01:23 AM EDT
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And that's probably a good thing , since some of the Catholic clergy can't seem to keep their perverted hands off of kids. I'd sooner take a week off and machine-gun them into a trench that I made them dig. But that's just me.  John Eyster-former Catholic |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 11:10:48 AM EDT
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Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted :: 10/17/2004 12:49:46 PM Damn it......................I knew I remember it being bigger when I was little |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 12:03:31 PM EDT
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could'nt be, nope,no way are you sure?!....aww Fuck it we just ran it over!
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Posted: 10/17/2004 12:11:21 PM EDT
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Beat me to it.  And not from "Red Dawn". From "The Longest Day". |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 12:40:51 PM EDT
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I am Percivel the flying notebook, I live in a tent called Helen, I am married to a watercrest sandwihch, and my daughgter is a 22 year old train engineer named Flo...
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Posted: 10/17/2004 12:44:08 PM EDT
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Freddie is on the train. Marsha is at the station.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 12:57:48 PM EDT
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Time crawls like a paralytic centipede.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 1:03:05 PM EDT
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Yup...and I've heard it both ways, with and without the s...  |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 1:06:44 PM EDT
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"get off the babysitter, daddy's home"
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Posted: 10/17/2004 1:09:35 PM EDT
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 You guys beat me to it. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 1:10:09 PM EDT
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TORA TORA TORA
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Posted: 10/17/2004 1:13:50 PM EDT
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There paying for it!....
YOU EAT IT!... |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 1:14:07 PM EDT
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 Ready Exercise! 1 2 3 4 I love Marine Corps |
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