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Posted: 10/15/2004 1:24:46 PM EDT
A girl I talk to invited me to the wing place to have drinks with her.  This is odd.

I better dress up.  ARFCOM shirt and black pants (I dont have MARPAT)
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:25:26 PM EDT
[#1]
POOPER!!

PICS!!!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:26:12 PM EDT
[#2]
IT’S A TRAP!!!

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:26:28 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
POOPER!!

PICS!!!



+1
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:27:19 PM EDT
[#4]
ok. you can stop lying now.







no, seriously, pooper/pics.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:27:57 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
ok. you can stop lying now.







no, seriously, pooper/pics.




I dont even own a camera.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:30:13 PM EDT
[#6]
What's wrong with her? Is she missing an arm? Have a 3rd eye? Watch it, she might have a cock.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:31:07 PM EDT
[#7]
its a man
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:31:15 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
What's wrong with her? Is she missing an arm? Have a 3rd eye? Watch it, she might have a cock.



Nothing that I know of
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:31:50 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
its a man



Man trap!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:33:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Blind girl?

No, really, congrats!

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:33:18 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
its a man



Man trap!




Men have poopers....


Not that I agree with it...I'm just saying...


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:33:36 PM EDT
[#12]
You said "wing place"

Hooters?

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:34:23 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
You said "wing place"

Hooters?




No some local place thats new
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:34:24 PM EDT
[#14]
think positive, don't complain, have a great time!!!  good luck taxman!  
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:35:21 PM EDT
[#15]
Getter done...
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:35:32 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:37:47 PM EDT
[#17]
treat her nice, be a gentleman, and don't bring up guns.......they are evil!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:40:12 PM EDT
[#18]
My advice...

Tell her you haven't dated in a lonnng time.  Tell her you have saved all your money for the last 7 years just waiting for the right women to come along.

Tell her that you want someone to love, that you can take care of, and someone that you can shower with gifts day and night.

Then ask if she swallows.

Good luck.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:40:24 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
treat her nice, be a gentleman, and don't bring up guns.......they are evil!!!!!!!



I say, do bring up guns., as a sort of litmus test.. the logic is similar to "if you love something, set it free, if it come back it was meant to be. <insert joke about if not it's a moving target>"

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:44:31 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
What's wrong with her? Is she missing an arm? Have a 3rd eye? Watch it, she might have a cock.






better make sure that she don't look like or a
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:44:52 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
think positive, don't complain, have a great time!!!  good luck taxman!  



+1

Good luck; get some pie.  You need pie.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:45:10 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
My advice...

Tell her you haven't dated in a lonnng time.  Tell her you have saved all your money for the last 7 years just waiting for the right women to come along.

Tell her that you want someone to love, that you can take care of, and someone that you can shower with gifts day and night.

Then ask if she swallows.

Good luck.

SGtar15




I'll try not to be myself.

That real me people just dont like.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:47:10 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
My advice...

Tell her you haven't dated in a lonnng time.  Tell her you have saved all your money for the last 7 years just waiting for the right women to come along.

Tell her that you want someone to love, that you can take care of, and someone that you can shower with gifts day and night.

Then ask if she swallows.

Good luck.

SGtar15




you forgot to ask if she likes hot dogs and to give blow jobs, then ask her if she swallows
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:47:57 PM EDT
[#24]
Mostly its a trap, somebody is trying to set you up! I would bring lots of weapons perferably belt fed.

Does she look pretty good? If so why didn't you ask her out?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:49:27 PM EDT
[#25]
Just remember say NO to wing hunts
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:51:20 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Mostly its a trap, somebody is trying to set you up! I would bring lots of weapons perferably belt fed.

Does she look pretty good? If so why didn't you ask her out?



I normally assume I have no chance, which is normally true...

Id Hit It.

I dont have any beltfeds, but I'll make it out of this trap.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:51:53 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Just remember say NO to wing hunts




Man why did you have to remind me of that,,
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 2:10:52 PM EDT
[#28]
wing hunts?  
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 2:19:54 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
wing hunts?  



You dont want to know.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 2:24:31 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
wing hunts?  



You dont want to know.



Does it have something to do with... the Moon?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 2:43:38 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
wing hunts?  



You dont want to know.



Does it have something to do with... the Moon?




You just dont want to know.  It will scar you
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 2:45:44 PM EDT
[#32]
I got Marpat ya can borrow............
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 2:47:28 PM EDT
[#33]
Is she meeting you at Burger King?

If so, she posted a message:

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 2:54:11 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
think positive, don't complain, have a great time!!!  good luck taxman!  



Not much chance of any of that happening in this case.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 3:08:24 PM EDT
[#35]
no camera!! ok, stick it in her shitter, and then draw us a picture.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 3:12:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Remember,

Proper first date ettiquette requires you to ensure that you clean your ears with your own car keys.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:23:21 PM EDT
[#37]
Well I never heard back from her.  So nothing happened, damnit
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:25:43 PM EDT
[#38]
Well you still have an uzi and jergens lotion.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:26:28 PM EDT
[#39]
the night's not over yet.  
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:26:52 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Well you still have an uzi and jergens lotion.




I have an UZI, no jergens, I got some fast orange around here somewhere...
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:27:53 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well you still have an uzi and jergens lotion.




I have an UZI, no jergens, I got some fast orange around here somewhere...




Get ya a nice piece of slab bacon, do it for ramadan
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 8:28:04 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well you still have an uzi and jergens lotion.




I have an UZI, no jergens, I got some fast orange around here somewhere...




Get ya a nice piece of slab bacon, do it for ramadan







SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 8:56:30 PM EDT
[#43]
so does bacon like actually work? I always thought that tender steak was better? you have to heat it up first though.
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