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Posted: 10/15/2004 4:11:04 AM EDT
My nephew in the St.Louis area is trying to find a GOOD loving home for two Blue & Gold Macaws, one is 8 y.o., the other is abt. 12 y.o., actually young birds ! they can not be separated, if interested contact me for details.
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8 & 12?
That meat gots to be tough as hell by now! I'll pass..... SGtar15 |
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its amazing what they can do with surgery nowadays- seperation should be easy!
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+1 Will he ship if i pay? mike |
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mmmmmm.... Macaw.... |
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YES !! |
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Couple of questions
How long do these things live? Are they fairly tamed birds? Are they Healthy? Why does he want to get rid of them? Is the cages included? How much to ship them? |
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if you are interested, i'll give you the phone# & you can go from there.., OK ? |
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He should see if the local zoo wants them. I have a 5 y/o Blue and Gold Macaw. Great bird. Problem is, if those two are kept together they are probably bonded to each other which 9 times out of 10 would make me a little leary to handle them. You want the bird to bond with you, not to another bird. I don't want to take the chance of a bird that can bust walnuts open with his beak, biting me.
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Does it include cage and all? How soon do they need them gone?
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A big colorful Parrot. They can be meaner than hell, especially if it is a breeding pair. You will find a lot of times that some parrots will be ok with people of one sex but absolutely hate the other. Mine will not let the wife or kids(girls) get near it but he will let my friend(male) hold him. |
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The Dead Parrot Sketch --------------------------- Praline: Hello, I wish to register a complaint . . . Hello? Miss? Shopkeeper: What do you mean, miss? Praline: Oh, I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint. Shopkeeper: Sorry, we're closing for lunch. Praline: Never mind that my lad, I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. Shopkeeper: Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue. What's wrong with it? Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it. Shopkeeper: No, no it's resting, look! Praline: Look my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one and I'm looking at one right now. Shopkeeper: No, no sir, it's not dead. It's resting. Praline: Resting? Shopkeeper: Yeah, remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage, innit? Praline: The plumage don't enter into it -- it's stone dead. Shopkeeper: No, no -- it's just resting. Praline: All right then, if it's resting I'll wake it up. (shouts into cage) Hello Polly! I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up, Polly Parrot! Shopkeeper: (jogging cage) There it moved. Praline: No he didn't. That was you pushing the cage. Shopkeeper: I did not. Praline: Yes, you did. (takes parrot out of cage, shouts) Hello Polly, Polly (bangs it against counter) Polly Parrot, wake up. Polly. (throws it in the air and lets it fall to the floor) Now that's what I call a dead parrot. Shopkeeper: No, no it's stunned. Praline: Look my lad, I've had just about enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased. And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk. Shopkeeper: It's probably pining for the fjords. Praline: Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that? Look, why did it fall flat on its back the moment I got it home? Shopkeeper: The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back. Beautiful bird, lovely plumage. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there. Shopkeeper: Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and voom. Praline: Look matey (picks up parrot) this parrot wouldn't voom if I put four thousand volts through it. It's bleeding demised. Shopkeeper: It's not, it's pining. Praline: It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot. Shopkeeper: Well, I'd better replace it then. Praline: (to camera) If you want to get anything done in this country you've got to complain till you're blue in the mouth. Shopkeeper: Sorry guv, we're right out of parrots. Praline: I see. I see. I get the picture. Shopkeeper: I've got a slug. Praline: Does it talk? Shopkeeper: Not really, no. Praline: Well, it's scarcely a replacement, then is it? Shopkeeper: Listen, I'll tell you what, (handing over a card) tell you what, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton he'll replace your parrot for you. Praline: Bolton eh? Shopkeeper: Yeah. Praline: All right. He leaves, holding the parrot. |
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My Daughter LOVES that skit. |
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Macaws scream INCREDIBLY loud. Only the stone-deaf should consider buying them. Or you WILL be stone deaf before long.
Never own a bird that has a set of bolt cutters on its face. They're beautiful and there ARE some really nice ones, but in general, I think parrots should be left in the wild. Too many of them have low pet value due to the above mentioned attributes, and more. CJ |
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is that your bird ?? mine is a Military Macaw, gentle, loving & fairly quiet for a Macaw. |
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not mine just posted a pic when somone ask what it was. |
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They can live to 85 years and some live a bit more...You'll want to take them to a vet for a full exam and fecal swab (test for their general health and indicate problems that may exist)..Expect to spend $400-600 depending upon the vet and tests they run. Hopefully they have one large cage--and that'll be a daily cleaning job. Expect to spend at least 4 hours daily playing with them and letting them "run around" a little. Also the trip to the vet or someone to have beak and nails (wings clipped for some--my B&G is flighted and has never been clipped) trimmed--ensure that they use a dremel for trimming--if they don't--don't ever go to them--find another. And toys--they chew up $10 chunks of wood FAST! They are loud sometimes--it's part of their nature, no doubt about it. One warning however--exercise care if you use teflon pans for cooking--teflon outgassing during the higher heat portions of cooking really affects birds--it has been shown to kill many of them. Only cast iron is really used at my house. If you have any questions TBS, IM me, I'll be glad to help. |
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I have a small parrot. They are a lot of fun. All it take is a lot of persistance, and you can gain their trust. Worked on my parrot, and a couple of my bosses' birds. (An African Grey, a Redtail Hawk, and a Great Horned Owl)
If I wasn't in college I would be all over this. I might know somone who would tho. |
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