So I'm headed home from a group meeting at school this evening and I pass this plain white Ford Ranger with a Mazzio's delivery sign on top.

In the window behind the passenger seat, a huge -- 1' diam. -- John Kerry "seal" with something about "the right man for the job" or some such bull.

But truely skerry was the plain, white w/ blue lettering, "United Nations" sticker with the UN seal that was behind the drivers head.

Ick. I was physically ill for a moment.

I was really tempted to run home and order a pizza while he was still on the clock, so I could tell him "Tipping is for capitalists...since you're a socialist I'm going to take your tip and give it to someone else."

--Josh

Quoted: So I'm headed home from a group meeting at school this evening and I pass this plain white Ford Ranger with a Mazzio's delivery sign on top. In the window behind the passenger seat, a huge -- 1' diam. -- John Kerry "seal" with something about "the right man for the job" or some such bull. But truely skerry was the plain, white w/ blue lettering, "United Nations" sticker with the UN seal that was behind the drivers head. Ick. I was physically ill for a moment. I was really tempted to run home and order a pizza while he was still on the clock, so I could tell him "Tipping is for capitalists...since you're a socialist I'm going to take your tip and give it to someone else." --Josh

har!!

You should have PIT manuevered it's ass

Quoted: You should have PIT manuevered it's ass

I though about a sudden downshift when he later ended up behind me.*

*My truck's bed is made out of diamond plate and steel tubing.

Quoted: Follow the guy, key his car when he parks it.

Quoted: Follow the guy, key his car when he parks it.

.. I had a liberal do that to my car, I don't advocate that type of irrational behavior

I dont have the patience for photoshop, but I want a bumper sticker (cafe press?) with a picture of a tuna can (without the dolphin-free logo on it) and a picture of flipper....."Can Kerry"

:)

Quoted: Follow the guy, key his car when he parks it.

I carry a stick for busting stuff for this reason, paintjob being keyed is one thing, busting out tailights.....

Quoted: Follow the guy, key his car when he parks it.

That would be wrong...he is suffering enough anyways driving a Ford Ranger.

Quoted: Follow the guy, key his car when he parks it.

Wave I'm disappointed in you

Clearly the solution is to get a plasma cutter and chop his car into pieces in a few minutes

Quoted: Quoted: Follow the guy, key his car when he parks it. Wave I'm disappointed in you Clearly the solution is to get a plasma cutter and chop his car into pieces in a few minutes

You forgot to sell it for the scrap.