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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:33:22 PM EDT
Only rules are you have to pick up where the last post left off and 20 words or less...
Let the game commence...  ETA: If while posting the story changes Adapt you post to fit. Once upon a time...... |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:33:58 PM EDT
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a group of gun owners decided they had enough..........
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:34:41 PM EDT
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so they packed up thier gear...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:35:03 PM EDT
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and off they headed to the range...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:35:27 PM EDT
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for some peaches and snails.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:35:59 PM EDT
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to shoot a deer
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:36:26 PM EDT
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but on the way, they realized they had forgotten all the alcohol
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:36:31 PM EDT
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but that was for the best anyway, since they were really practicing for...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:36:36 PM EDT
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They soon bored of shooting peaches and snails, so they...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:37:32 PM EDT
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beat an armadillo to death with a small stick while shouting obscenities and flailing their arms before...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:38:03 PM EDT
[#10]
..turning around for the alcohol.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:39:33 PM EDT
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After warming up their marksman skills, they decided to begin their mission . .
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:40:23 PM EDT
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they were once again on their way after procuring 25 cases of beer, 3 16 gallon kegs, 3 cases of wild turkey and a package of beer jerky and pork rhinds
screw the word limit, we're talking necessities here!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:41:27 PM EDT
[#13]
by farting the theme to Gilligan's Island and calling...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:41:57 PM EDT
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Unfortunately, Tex had chili for breakfast that morning and ...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:42:36 PM EDT
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the pork rines made girlyman sick and he...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:45:02 PM EDT
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..couldn't hold his liquor.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:46:13 PM EDT
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eleventy-nine miles to the nearest wal-mart and misterfloppy was out of ammo...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:50:16 PM EDT
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When they got to dark walmart parking lot, they saw a mutant zombie wearing a john kerry t-shirt, holding a baseball bat...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:52:50 PM EDT
[#19]
and BURNED the zombies shirt...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:53:08 PM EDT
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when the zombie was asked if he had any beer he responded in the negative and had to be put down................
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:56:19 PM EDT
[#21]
And pissed on his Lifeless body...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:56:25 PM EDT
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Never really seeing the that the trap was set, the group displayed some remarkable courage to stand and deliver some.....
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:56:51 PM EDT
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eulogy for his dirt nap....and they sharted
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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:58:34 PM EDT
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in the zombies face, which again woke him from the undead
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:00:03 PM EDT
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and made him even more...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:00:42 PM EDT
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Skerry.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:01:10 PM EDT
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sharted.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:02:57 PM EDT
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Than an undead creature of the night but something better left forgotten while wearing beer goggles....
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:09:10 PM EDT
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was holding 5lbs of Tannerite.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:10:04 PM EDT
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and a latex buttplug in the other hand, they then decided to have alittle fun with the.......
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:10:20 PM EDT
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the zommbie so, they cutt off the zombies head and played with its brains.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:10:56 PM EDT
[#32]
Meanwhile the pirates gathered just beyond...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:12:06 PM EDT
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but lordtrader stayed behind because at this point that zombie was looking damned good to him
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:16:28 PM EDT
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the gay pirates jumped out of the bushes and said "Surrender your Booty!"
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:18:33 PM EDT
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but lordtrader pulled out his M16, and mowed them all down.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:19:19 PM EDT
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while the other Arfcomers were looking for a black chick in the group for the "booty" ...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:21:19 PM EDT
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Lordtrader got it on with sweet Kerry Zombie love.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:22:42 PM EDT
[#38]
But he wasn't in Kalifornia, so it was O.K.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:25:41 PM EDT
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...this action sparked a group buy for 500...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:29:04 PM EDT
[#40]
ArfCom Condoms
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:31:52 PM EDT
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which they proceeded to fill with diesel and toss at.....
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:35:05 PM EDT
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poo covered pictures of barney the purple dinosaur.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:40:38 PM EDT
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"I love you, you lov-guh eck *gurgle*" was heard nearby as the..
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:43:00 PM EDT
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sun rose in the east, vaporizing the gathering vampires. But one didn't burn... |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:47:31 PM EDT
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So the Arfcomers held him down and packed his head full of C4 and blew it up! Then they sang...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 8:59:13 PM EDT
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And so the song..
I hate you… You Hate me… I’m gonna make you drink my ***** Was heard from sea to shining sea. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 9:06:31 PM EDT
[#47]
Then Janet Reno, Ted Kennedy, and Chucky Shumer showed up and started asking...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 9:07:32 PM EDT
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where's our beer?
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Posted: 10/6/2004 9:07:57 PM EDT
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so Arfcom replied...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 9:32:43 PM EDT
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"We used it to perform an enema on Hillary, but I bet Ted will still swill it down, right Ted?"
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