So there's some guy who goes to his Union Job on a Subway, and his whole family lives in homes financed by federal loans....
...and we're supposed to believe that he's a "conservative".
Therefore a hypocrite.
It's a pointless straw man.
Here. I'll try it on a Liberal.
"Once upon a time, there was a guy named Seth. Seth was a Liberal. He woke up in the morning on his ranch, that has been in his family for 100 years. He has built the business up to employ 50 workers. He did this with no state or federal aid.
It's sataurday, so He steps outside and decides to relax, by shooting one of his many Class 3 Machine Guns. It reminds him of the days he spent as an officer in the Marine Corps. On Sunday, Seth plans to drive into town and beat up hippies.
Seth is a Liberal."