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Posted: 10/1/2004 6:57:00 AM EDT
I was going pee and the toilet seat started to fall down mid-stream. I caught it though just right after it started to fall.
This could have been real bad... being Catholic and all.  eta - Because Catholic's have big penises, and the lid could have smack it. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 6:57:57 AM EDT
[#1]
You caught your pee ................................... ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Posted: 10/1/2004 6:58:13 AM EDT
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You cought it with your pecker right?
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Posted: 10/1/2004 6:58:56 AM EDT
[#3]
coulda been worse. almost castrated myself when i slipped in the tub a few years back...
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Posted: 10/1/2004 6:59:09 AM EDT
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Damn that water is cold!
... deep, too! |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:00:18 AM EDT
[#5]
That's WAY MORE information than we need to know!!!!
Personally ya can keep that shit to yourself, beside I suspect there was no danger of damage to anything other than the toilet seat anyway. Mike added: While it is a gun board, it ain't that type of "gun" board, fairy sites are a plenty on the I-net suggest ya go tell some of your friends there who might be more interested in your "little" problem. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:13:29 AM EDT
[#6]
You must have some Catholic blood in you. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:15:46 AM EDT
[#7]
That actually happened to my nephew when he was potty training. He's okay now, though.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:15:59 AM EDT
[#8]
I think you've been hanging out with sgtar15 too much behind the Rectory!
 Eric The(Protestant)Hun 
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:16:33 AM EDT
[#9]
 "freakin' space-nuts!"
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:16:47 AM EDT
[#10]
I went for a walk yesterday with some new shorts.
I got roadrash on my penis. No, I didn't fall down, it just hits the ground whne I walk. You know, being Catholic and all. Ofcourse I was born Catholic, I didn't convert like Wedge. So even thought he has a niced sized Catholic penis mine is still bigger because it's an original OEM Catholic penis. Sgtar15 PS And I HUGE balls. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:17:04 AM EDT
[#11]
The Rectory is not big enough for the both of us. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:17:19 AM EDT
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DAMN The GD topics.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:17:41 AM EDT
[#13]
Well my Dad is an ex-Catholic. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:18:15 AM EDT
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Wedge, I like you. I think you're a stand up guy...but damn, brother, you need to keep some of that stuff off the board.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:18:38 AM EDT
[#15]
Doesn't this fall under the don't ask, don't tell thing ??? |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:18:51 AM EDT
[#16]
I can relate to this all too well..
Not only am I catholic...but I'm also italian... yeah....so this goes double for me. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:18:53 AM EDT
[#17]
Jeepers, Sarge! Your spelling is atrocious! That should read: 'PS And I hug balls.' Eric The(HugThis!)Hun
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:19:12 AM EDT
[#18]
SOrry to hear that. Did his penis shrivel up to a little Baptist sized penis? That happens ya' know. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:20:30 AM EDT
[#19]
I would have wrote I hug penises.....but you weren't around. SGtar15 |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:21:52 AM EDT
[#20]
No he got to keep it since he never converted to another religion. He went right up to the line but did not cross it. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:22:27 AM EDT
[#21]
I was baptized Catholic, but was confirmed a Methodist, and my girlfriend is Southern Baptist.
What is the status of my penis? |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:23:03 AM EDT
[#22]
So you know what I am talking about then. I am so tired of having to stand three feet back from the toilet when I take a piss. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:23:24 AM EDT
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[sling blade] These two boys..... sitting on a bridge... one says the water's cold, ... the other said the water's deep... get it?[/sling blade]
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:23:44 AM EDT
[#24]
Your girlfriend owns it now. She probably keeps it in her coimpact in her purse. Sorry, SGtar15 |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:24:32 AM EDT
[#25]
Is that why I have not been scratching so much lately??? |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:24:41 AM EDT
[#26]
Post from sgtar15 -
Thanks, but no thanks, Sarge! I'm checking out pretty young things for candidates to hug my penis. But I'll keep your offer in mind....IF I EVER LOSE MY FRICKING MIND! Eric The(Grateful)Hun
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:26:08 AM EDT
[#27]
I just wish my penis could be this big.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:27:30 AM EDT
[#28]
That is an average size Catholic penis. Nothing to write home about. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:30:19 AM EDT
[#29]
I just use a step ladder
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:30:41 AM EDT
[#30]
I have you both beat, I was born Italian-catholic, you can't get more catholic than that. 
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:49:01 AM EDT
[#31]
This is a story that must be told. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:53:42 AM EDT
[#32]
It measures about an inch in length on my screen... |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:56:56 AM EDT
[#33]
I still don't understand the logistics of this. Either you are 3'5" and stand next to the toilet or you ar hung like a mule and slap it on the rim?? WTF? |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:03:20 AM EDT
[#34]
Wedge, buddy... I enjoy the daily chronicles but DAMN...I think it's time for the doc to re-adjust the meds. 
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:07:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:08:58 AM EDT
[#36]
Betcha I know why the lid fell... some hag decided that the toilet look prettier with one of those cursed toilet lid covers... the ones that match the bath mat.
Hags have no idea how finely balanced a toilet seat/lid is. They put those poofy things on, tossing the whole crapper out of balance. I f'in HATE those things. They are banned from my house. The whole 'pissing while leaning forward holding the seat up' thing is nonsense. My mom has those in her house. I tell her that if I see one then I am pissing in her sink. /back to work |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:11:22 AM EDT
[#37]
Dude, your GHEY! |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:12:31 AM EDT
[#38]
Wedge you must be a very , very, very short man. are you a little people
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:13:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:15:00 AM EDT
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Fooking HOMO's!
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:17:33 AM EDT
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a;sfjpoiupyp[houiyhiovhlj9999999999joikp a'ls kd'lkdsfh'l akshdf'lakhsd'lkhg Sorry. The Catholic men know what just happened. I'm working from home today. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:20:07 AM EDT
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Poking your keyboard with your massive papal prick? Eric The(Yeah,Right! )Hun
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:35:29 AM EDT
[#43]
+1 And Sarge... You're scaring me. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:37:36 AM EDT
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Wedge, if you keep screwing those Tatooinie (sp?) women, your pecker's going to fall off anyway.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:44:58 AM EDT
[#45]
"Screwing" is a term using by Baptists. Catholics call it "Pile-Driving" 
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:51:13 AM EDT
[#46]
I was on a ship in a gale, ship was rocking and rolling pretty badly, but I had to go. Was sitting on the toilet and heard my toilet, and the others in the stalls on each side, gurgle and suck dry. I mean, I could feel the draft of a vacuum.
It took but a second to figure what was coming back at me and I barely had time to get up and out of the stall. What went down returned with a vengence as the ship rolled the other way. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:53:43 AM EDT
[#47]
??  Can you repeat that in English? How does the toilet suck?
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:56:11 AM EDT
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No, that's a Greek penis. You can tell by how close it is to the "Buttstock". SGtar15 |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:57:54 AM EDT
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Yes, and pregnancy is called Catholci birth control. asdfghjklwertyujkl Sgtar15" |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 9:58:10 AM EDT
[#50]
Sarge you definately know your penises. 
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