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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:11:00 AM EDT
[#1]
HOOKERS AND BLOW!!
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:11:07 AM EDT
[#2]
yes...all of the above.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:12:19 AM EDT
[#3]
4 and 10
If she comes home early, put them in the new safe. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:12:28 AM EDT
[#4]
all of the above!
NIGHT VISION CATHUNT 2004!?  |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:12:48 AM EDT
[#5]
W00t - I just dropped mine off at the airport too...gone until Saturday night! Thanks for posting, I was looking for ideas myself!
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:15:26 AM EDT
[#6]
Combine Cathunt 2004 with one of the new miniature R/C electric airplanes that are small enough and slow enough to fly in the house. Then you can go nightfighter on him.
I think I'd refrain from having whores in the house as they tend to remember where you live. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:15:47 AM EDT
[#7]
Seems like as good a time as any to put together a new group buy.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:16:29 AM EDT
[#8]
+1 TRG |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:18:53 AM EDT
[#9]
Then go on a stripper hunt using nightvision. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:19:13 AM EDT
[#10]
Followed by STUFFED POOPERS and PICS!! |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:20:20 AM EDT
[#11]
Take that money and fill a new stack-on gun cabinet with Century and Hesse rifles... no need to worry about the safe being broken into with a pen... who'd want Century and Hesse rifles? should be enough left over for one hooker and a case of Jolt cola!
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:21:15 AM EDT
[#12]
Volunteer your time.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:21:51 AM EDT
[#13]
Wife Will Be Gone For The Weekend...What Should I Do...?
Your hottest neighbor! HS1 |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:21:53 AM EDT
[#14]
+1 |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:22:33 AM EDT
[#15]
All of the above!
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:22:44 AM EDT
[#16]
Can to a local shelter and adopt a nice Kitten and bond all weekend with him/her.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:23:14 AM EDT
[#17]
+2 |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:23:35 AM EDT
[#18]
1 3 4 7 8 9
rent : Full Metal Jacket, Taxi Driver, Patton, Dawn of the Dead, The Professional, Clockwork Orange, anything with naked chicks OH yea, beer, lots of beer. one more thing, watch the movies in you underware while eating pizza, and don't forget to scratch yourself. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:24:01 AM EDT
[#19]
Do something visibly constructive around the house so when your wife gets home she will immediately notice and tear off her clothing for some hot and wet welcome back nookie.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:26:30 AM EDT
[#20]
Hookers and strippers and tons o' beers!!!!!!!!!!
  
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:27:33 AM EDT
[#21]
Nightvision stripper hunt 2004, with RC planes for air support, and let the cats act as Indig forces, train and equip 'em. Maybe the other way around would be easier...either way...
NO POOPER LEFT BEHIND. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:28:38 AM EDT
[#22]
Do all the chores she left ya, then do something way fun you haven't been able to.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:32:44 AM EDT
[#23]
6. Same thing you did last weekend, sit on your ass and watch TV
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:41:48 AM EDT
[#24]
go back to the swingers club with the limo driver
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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:17:25 AM EDT
[#25]
Possibly a very bad idea. 
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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:22:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:23:59 AM EDT
[#27]
Not going to do all the chores that your wife told you to do or else?
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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:25:14 AM EDT
[#28]
MIDGET PORN!!!!!
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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:27:00 AM EDT
[#29]
IIRC she moved out. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:33:14 AM EDT
[#30]
Same thing you do every weekend, Auggie...
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:33:43 AM EDT
[#31]
I'd go with a variation on number 2. Grab a rusty SKS (loaded with Wolf, of course) and a High-Point pistol, put on some MARPAT, then run around yelling unintelligible phrases at anyone who looks like a criminal.
If you happen to save any damsels in distress, ask them if you can stuff it in their poopers and post pics. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 1:00:07 PM EDT
[#32]
Don't forget "Rocky 2" |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 1:02:47 PM EDT
[#33]
Don't know, but on Monday you should REPENT!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/29/2004 1:04:11 PM EDT
[#34]
well, I'm in for 9&10. 9 for sure 
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Posted: 9/29/2004 1:05:56 PM EDT
[#35]
Neighborhood barely legal slut + Pooper + Pics = Happy Arfcom.
Any questions? |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 1:11:13 PM EDT
[#36]
Pornapalooza.
Take some pics of the neighbors daughter. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 1:11:25 PM EDT
[#37]
...and what fantasy world do you live in? 
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Posted: 9/29/2004 1:12:41 PM EDT
[#38]
2+5+7=fun
Dress up in cammies, buy new gun, and nightvision cathunt.   Post pics |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 4:13:23 PM EDT
[#39]
Yeah, how do I get the wife to approve that one?
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Posted: 9/29/2004 4:15:44 PM EDT
[#40]
I say admire your "complete" collection of Playboys, or #6.
AB |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 4:16:53 PM EDT
[#41]
None of the above.
Do the laundry including fold ing and put it away. Vacuum the floors. Clean the bathrooms. Go grocery shopping and put them away. When she gets home she will be very happy. THAT is a good thing you will have done. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 4:23:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2004 4:26:38 PM EDT
[#43]
I think necromancer will be back....
otherwise, number seven |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 4:44:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Possibly...but maybe not. The key thing to remember is that no one wants anyone else knowing that they've been to a swing club. Everyone should very discrete. Big plus, you might get to do a tag team with the two gorgeous ladies from the limo ride. They weren't just flirting you know. If they were going in there, they meant business. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 4:53:01 PM EDT
[#45]
go rent black hawk down and sniper .get all your arsenal out and hold them and play with them.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 7:28:59 PM EDT
[#46]
I do that every day.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 7:29:53 PM EDT
[#47]
3. Eat pizza till you can't move. With beer.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 7:51:52 PM EDT
[#48]
Number Ten! Guns are the gift that keeps on giving... kinda like herpes but there isn't any medicine for black rifle disease. - BG |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:01:28 PM EDT
[#49]
I vote drinking beer while wearing night vision while stuffing it in her pooper and taking pics in the new safe that seems to have been there all along
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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:16:56 PM EDT
[#50]
Go packing with some hot, gorgeous guy.
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