Guns? No one should be able to own them.
There is absolutely no reason anyone should own an automatic machine assault gun with a bandana clip.
Pistol grips and folding bayonet lugs were only designed to hurt innocent people and flowers.
Rifles that are all black are too skeery for white people.
The second amendment was not about poor people owning guns. It was about rich people owning them.
If all the guns disapeared wouldn't it be a happier world?
My government is nervous about me having one so I never would. It is the only patriotic thing to do.
If poor people had guns they might shoot them, and then what?
Do I look like a gun nut to you?
Does it look like I peruse gun porn and read gun forums online? Do I look like that kinda guy?
If women were armed it might scare us men too much.
I would never skulk around in the woods not bathe or shave for weeks at a time and shoot at God's Harmless Critters.
How can we continue to have such a wonderful plutocracy if citizens are armed?
Only Diane Feinstein should be allowed to have a gun.
Honest, I do not own any.
Why would I?