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Posted: 9/28/2004 9:08:09 PM EDT
I copped a couple squirts of my female roommate's moisturizing lotion out of the bathroom to do some...internet surfing.  Looked normal enough, but it turns out that stuff has some kind of gold sparkles in it.  I kind of like the sparkly effect, pretty different actually, kinda disco, but the stuff is itching like crazy.  I'm going to have to go take another shower.

Watch out for this stuff, guys.  It ain't all Jergen's anymore.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:10:38 PM EDT
[#1]
LOL, thats some funny shit.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:11:53 PM EDT
[#2]
That ain't nothin, what I want to know is, what was on your computer screen.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:14:24 PM EDT
[#3]
Be a man, use valve grinding compound, fast orange or Icy Hot.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:15:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:18:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Whats wrong with your "female roommate"?
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:19:47 PM EDT
[#6]
Whats even funnier is you admitting it on the internet.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:20:00 PM EDT
[#7]
My sister in-laws daughter had that crap on her and it's a pain in the ass to get out of dark cloth car seats
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:25:07 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Whats wrong with your "female roommate"?



I don't shit where I eat.


Whats even funnier is you admitting it on the internet.


It's a Public Service Announcement.  All I'm saying is, look before you squirt.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:26:29 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Whats wrong with your "female roommate"?



Id hit it!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:27:14 PM EDT
[#10]
HAHA...One of my friends said he did this....and in reality he went to the nudiebar.  Then was trying to say the glitter on his face was from some lotion....hahahah.

I don't think his wife bought it.

MT
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:30:16 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
That ain't nothin, what I want to know is, what was on your computer screen.



We know what was on his screen when he was done...

And as far as your roommate, you said you don't sh*t where you eat, why not eat...ahhh nevermind...
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:40:19 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Whats even funnier is you admitting it on the internet.



No shit, too much sharing.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:43:35 PM EDT
[#13]
What is really funny is the fact that he probably reeks of it, and she will know right off the bat what he was doing.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:47:29 PM EDT
[#14]
I cannot stand the feeling of moisturizers on my hands or any parts of my body
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:52:12 PM EDT
[#15]
[goldmember]You painted your yoo hoo gold?[goldmember]
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:55:52 PM EDT
[#16]
This thread and your "choking" story have caused me to laugh uncontrollably.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:56:32 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I cannot stand the feeling of moisturizers on my hands or any parts of my body



agreed. even though it always leads to the pie, I hate rubbing lotion on my wife.
I do it because she likes it, and for no other reason.  I hate lotion.
I'd rather rub mud on myself.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:59:05 PM EDT
[#18]
no pics?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:41:04 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
no pics?



here ya go.

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:43:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:47:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:13:39 AM EDT
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Watch her come home and wanna get lucky and you can't give in cause your package has glitter all over it
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:45:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:06:39 AM EDT
[#25]
[maniacal serial killer]It rubs the glitter lotion on its skin[/maniacal serial killer]


Woody
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