The Doctor is in...

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:33:34 PM EDT

Hello friends....This is your loving DOctor Sgtar15.

I am on limited time tonight, so every question will be answered with just one word.

Pleus its cheaper this way....kind of like Medi-cal theraphy.

SO tell me my children...what bothers you tinoght?

Doctor SGtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:34:20 PM EDT

[#1]

Spork wants sex!

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:34:49 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Spork wants sex!

No

Doctor SGtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:41:16 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Hello friends....This is your loving DOctor Sgtar15.

I am on limited time tonight, so every question will be answered with just one word.

Pleus its cheaper this way....kind of like Medi-cal theraphy.

SO tell me my children...what bothers you tinoght?

Doctor SGtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Um, OK. My question is this:

WILL YOU EVER LEARN TO SPELL?!?!?

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:41:22 PM EDT

[#4]

Will George W. Bush win?

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:42:22 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Will George W. Bush win?

LANDSLIDE

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:42:35 PM EDT

[#6]

Dear Dr. SgtAr:

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP – STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL.

Firstly, I must solicit your strictest confidentiality in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature
as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and “TOP SECRET.” Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We have decided to contact you first by your email due to the urgency of this transaction, as we have been reliably informed that it will take at least two to three weeks for a normal post to reach you. So we decided it is best using the email.

Your urgent response will be highly appreciated as we are already behind schedule for this financial
quarter.

Thank you and God bless.

Yours faithfully,

Not_A_Llama

N.B.: Please, be reminded that this business transaction is 100% legal and risk free.

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:43:22 PM EDT

[#7]

I dont know man, I just dont see whee Im going of what my plan in life is, I dont know what to do or where I'll be in the future.

Its been years since I cared about a woman and she is gone now.
I cant hit shit with a pistol.

I dont care for most the stuff I have and Im thinking of selling alot of it,

I also get a harder buzz of Cigars then I used to off drugs when I did them

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:43:36 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Um, OK. My question is this:

WILL YOU EVER LEARN TO SPELL?!?!?[\b][\size=6]

Jesuit

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:44:22 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Dear Dr. SgtAr:

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP – STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL.

Firstly, I must solicit your strictest confidentiality in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature
as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and “TOP SECRET.” Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We have decided to contact you first by your email due to the urgency of this transaction, as we have been reliably informed that it will take at least two to three weeks for a normal post to reach you. So we decided it is best using the email.

Your urgent response will be highly appreciated as we are already behind schedule for this financial
quarter.

Thank you and God bless.

Yours faithfully,

Not_A_Llama

N.B.: Please, be reminded that this business transaction is 100% legal and risk free.

Spam

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:44:58 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I dont know man, I just dont see whee Im going of what my plan in life is, I dont know what to do or where I'll be in the future.

Its been years since I cared about a woman and she is gone now.
I cant hit shit with a pistol.

I dont care for most the stuff I have and Im thinking of selling alot of it,

I also get a harder buzz of Cigars then I used to off drugs when I did them

Suicide.

SGatr15

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:45:46 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I dont know man, I just dont see whee Im going of what my plan in life is, I dont know what to do or where I'll be in the future.

Its been years since I cared about a woman and she is gone now.
I cant hit shit with a pistol.

I dont care for most the stuff I have and Im thinking of selling alot of it,

I also get a harder buzz of Cigars then I used to off drugs when I did them

Suicide.

SGatr15

Atleast I got a real answer.

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:46:37 PM EDT

[#12]

Damnit I missed post 9000 too, and it will let me add a Poll to this thread

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:47:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Damnit I missed post 9000 too, and it will let me add a Poll to this thread

Dumbass

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:48:51 PM EDT

[#14]

Ok I got a few more, what happens if I tried to chamber my finger in the Cetme.

And can you cash a check a Personal check

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:49:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Are you DWP?

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:49:18 PM EDT

[#16]

I saw this in another thread. Is it wrong to sleep with your dog?

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:49:44 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Ok I got a few more, what happens if I tried to chamber my finger in the Cetme.

Owie

And can you cash a check a Personal check

Bounce

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:50:43 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I saw this in another thread. Is it wrong to sleep with your dog?

Consensual.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:51:20 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Are you DWP?

Married

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:52:17 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I saw this in another thread. Is it wrong to sleep with your dog?

Consensual.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Well I guess thats the only action some of the guys get around here.

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:53:24 PM EDT

[#21]

Im thinking of getting a cat is that ok?

Is Deliverance a Comedy or a Romance?

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:54:08 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I saw this in another thread. Is it wrong to sleep with your dog?

Consensual.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Well I guess thats the only action some of the guys get around here.

I dont do that, Im not that desperate

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:56:12 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Im thinking of getting a cat is that ok?

Gay

Is Deliverance a Comedy or a Romance?

Gay

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Posted: 9/25/2004 10:58:03 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Im thinking of getting a cat is that ok?

Gay

Is Deliverance a Comedy or a Romance?

Gay

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF

Well arent most new comedy movies and romance movies these days gay now anyway.

Is it still gay if I get a Bobcat or other large Feral cat?

Also why is antifreeze soo damned sweet.

Posted: 9/25/2004 11:01:56 PM EDT

[#25]

Well arent most new comedy movies and romance movies these days gay now anyway.

Yes

Is it still gay if I get a Bobcat or other large Feral cat?

Yes

Also why is antifreeze soo damned sweet.

Bait.

SGatr15

Posted: 9/25/2004 11:03:09 PM EDT

[#26]

Ok thanks

Im going to sleep

Posted: 9/25/2004 11:06:57 PM EDT

[#27]

what is 42?

Posted: 9/25/2004 11:13:03 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
what is 42?

Answer

Doc Sgatr15

Posted: 9/25/2004 11:51:12 PM EDT

[#29]

What is the meaning of the universe?

CW

Posted: 9/25/2004 11:53:00 PM EDT

[#30]

Physician, heal thyself !

Posted: 9/26/2004 12:17:10 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Physician, heal thyself !

Asshat.

Doct SGtar15 MD, Phd and STFU

Posted: 9/26/2004 12:17:40 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
What is the meaning of the universe?

CW

Life

Doctor SGtar15

Posted: 9/26/2004 12:22:21 AM EDT

[#33]

Am i California Legal?

Posted: 9/26/2004 12:23:14 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Am i California Legal?

Doubtful.

Doctor SGatr15

Posted: 9/26/2004 12:35:42 AM EDT

[#35]

Your prognosis please.

Posted: 9/26/2004 1:42:37 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Your prognosis please.

www.hwbf.org/hwb/conf/alex15/get_image.jpg

Rehabilitation.

SGatr15

Posted: 9/26/2004 1:46:19 AM EDT

[#37]

What can I do about this?

Posted: 9/26/2004 1:56:16 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
What can I do about this?

photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=26012&iGalleryUnq=689&iImageUnq=29735

Posted: 9/26/2004 3:39:57 AM EDT

[#39]

One of your best ones Sarge

Posted: 9/26/2004 4:05:15 AM EDT

[#40]

Colt or Bushmaster

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