Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting.
I went to the store the other day.  I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When i came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
break?" 
 He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name.  He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.   The more  I abused him the more tickets
he wrote.
I didn't care.  

 My car was parked around the corner and this one had an "elect  John  Kerry"bumper sticker on it.
I try to have a little fun each day now that i'm retired.
It's important at our age.

Allow me to be the first to say...DUPE!

Quoted: Allow me to be the first second to say...DUPE!