Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Site Notices
Posted: 9/24/2004 8:20:38 AM EDT
Damn. Wife come out and said she'd "like" my help today moving some stuff.
This is shit. My plans of playing some Counter Strike (Gotta keep my tactical edge. ) and puttering in the garden and giving my CZ-52 a good once over are now scrapped.
Damn the draft.
Well fellas, off to fight the good fight.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:27:02 AM EDT
[#1]
Tell her you'd "like" to stuff it in her pooper and post pics.


Fair's fair, right? Quid pro quo, wifey-poo.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:29:44 AM EDT
[#2]
there's always canada...
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:30:38 AM EDT
[#3]
Maybe you can get a purple heart.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:31:26 AM EDT
[#4]


We need to see pics of the wife first please.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:32:52 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

We need to see pics of the wife first please.



Knock yourself out
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:36:56 AM EDT
[#6]
Cute family.  The last shot should be considered for BOTD
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:37:55 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

We need to see pics of the wife first please.



Knock yourself out



Mmmmm red........
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:38:42 AM EDT
[#8]
Be sure that you make a bayonette charge this evening!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:47:45 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Cute family.  The last shot should be considered for BOTD



Thanks.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:17:12 AM EDT
[#10]
Edited because I can't identify a joke.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:21:41 AM EDT
[#11]
Hmmmm a redhead, I wouldn;t try dodging that draft buddy it might end up hurting
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:14:16 AM EDT
[#12]
What Easter eggs?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:27:32 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
What Easter eggs?



Hahaha.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:39:37 AM EDT
[#14]
Cute redhead!  My advice:

Screw your wife!
Then move her stuff.


Or vice versa - doesnt really matter!

The other shit can wait!

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:35:11 AM EDT
[#15]
Mmmmmm gawd. Hawt redhead.  



Screw her, move stuff for her, then screw her some more.




We need some BOTD pics from you, mah man! Hook an ARFCOM brutha up!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:51:09 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Mmmmmm gawd. Hawt redhead.  



Screw her, move stuff for her, then screw her some more.




We need some BOTD pics from you, mah man! Hook an ARFCOM brutha up!



+1
oh yeah...skip the CS and start playing joint operations: typhoon rising.... it made a convert outta me
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:05:18 PM EDT
[#17]
Talk about your Hot Mama's!
What I Think About Your Wife

Change her hairdo and she's hotter than 90% of most centerfolds I've ever seen.
She looks hotter than most of the last Playboy Centerfold I’ve bothered to buy!

You lucky *Censored*!

Now go and do what she asked you to do!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:48:34 PM EDT
[#18]
Dude...just do what you'r told to do.  Getting laid is worth it.  
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:53:05 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
there's always canada...



No thanks! We got enough draft dodgers left over from the Vietnam era. Pretty soon they'll be putting a strain on old age security. We'll have to ship them back to you then maybe,eh?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:03:46 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Damn. Wife come out and said she'd "like" my help today moving some stuff.



A husband will help move stuff, but a good husband will help move a body


GM
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top