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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:40:26 AM EDT
Not strip club... I said sex!
Yep I went last night to The Rose City Gang Bang outside of Portland, Or. What a HUGE letdown  Oh the horror! The people that were there when I got there were mostly in their 40's and 50's and most were vastly overweight. The younger ones were homely enough that they couldn't get laid by a chicken. I did see the use and operation of some very exotic toys. Anyone else care to share their experiences...Or am I the only one here that has gone to such an event. Will post pics later. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:45:24 AM EDT
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After my experiences in places like Thailand and the Philippines, I wouldn't even venture to a US sex club. It would just be a let down.
Oh, you can skip the pics 
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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:48:04 AM EDT
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I went to a swingers' meet here in Austin. Austin has a big swingers scene, as I found out. I posted the story on Pre-Ban. It was exactly as you described your experience.
It was funny as shit. Think your school cafeteria lady in lingerie. [Barf] There was one young couple who looked like college students. The girl was a brunette and HOT! Damn, I kept thinking what are you doing here you naughty naughty girl. (She may been vice, upon reflection). Not a total waste of time, I did meet a burner girl who worked there as a casino dealer. (Burner = Burning Man groupie). She introduced me to the Burner community here in Austin. Wild bunch. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 3:08:12 AM EDT
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Should come to Hawaii, people are nicer here, and better looking. MILF every where.
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Posted: 9/19/2004 3:15:09 AM EDT
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Heathens
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Posted: 9/19/2004 3:49:33 AM EDT
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You all will surely be smited...er....smitten....uh...smote? Smoted? Smite?
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Posted: 9/19/2004 4:28:45 AM EDT
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Were the gangbanged women any good? How many were there?
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:09:31 AM EDT
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Like tossing hotdogs down a hall....
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:18:13 AM EDT
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and here I thought you were gonna tell us about your night at Cowgirls, Inc.
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:36:09 AM EDT
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ummmmmmmm ..............thats just plain NASTY!!!!
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:43:07 AM EDT
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Let me be the first to say...... THIS THREAD DOESN"T NEED ANY PICS....... |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:44:00 AM EDT
[#11]
Where was your wife in this deal???
Did she know where you were?? |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:47:19 AM EDT
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this has got to be a first in arfcom history..
sex talk and pleading of others to NOT post pics 
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:51:08 AM EDT
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I guess the AIDS scare is officially over.
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:51:22 AM EDT
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That sounds about like a trip to that nudest beach they have in Portland that I went on a few years ago.
A Lady I was working with off of 122nd invited me to go along with her and check the place out. When we got there we saw 5,000 Gay DUDES and 1 human I could only ASSUME was a female because all 380lbs of it was heading toward the river in a bikini  We sat there in the parking lot for about two minutes and said......nah. lol
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Posted: 9/19/2004 6:02:58 AM EDT
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You could probably do much better by finding an online adult site that's oriented toward members meeting each other. I'm sure there are several. I have two friends who met their current GFs by means of one of them, and they've been going steady for quite some time now. I guess it works,
and your chances of finding a more or less ordinary and reasonable person are pretty decent, as that's what most people are...even when they get desperate enough to place an ad on a sex site! AIDS will KILL you. So will Hepatitis C. This is NOT the time to be promiscuous! CJ |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 6:11:05 AM EDT
[#16]
Yeah, you told him! 
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Posted: 9/19/2004 6:11:35 AM EDT
[#17]
You don't say? 
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Posted: 9/19/2004 6:15:16 AM EDT
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After spending a year in Japan (where anything goes) Im sure the US scene would be dissapointing, too many uptight girls.
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Posted: 9/19/2004 6:23:54 AM EDT
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Oregon? Land of rain and pallid vegetarians? What are we talking here? Hemp pasties? Organic love lotions? Big wobbly moons and pale pasty thighs smeared with tofu & hummus? Ugh
[projectile vomiting] |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 6:36:30 AM EDT
[#20]
Dude the people there, make it a three bag event.
1) One for her so you don't have to see her 2) One for you so you don't accidently see anyone else 3) One for anyone else who might accidently see  I'm going to say that the internet is a bad bad place and sometimes you accidently find things out about people that when you met them under normal circumstances, you wish you didn't know what you already knew. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 6:48:07 AM EDT
[#21]
Were they operating a Sybian?
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:33:59 AM EDT
[#22]
Good at what? Good looking? No. Good at what they were there for? Yeah.
When I was there (late) there was probably 35 people. I guess there were over 90 at one time earlier in the night. Just like everything else as they say.... You should have been here earlier. 
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:35:16 AM EDT
[#23]
Not married. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:38:03 AM EDT
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I've been on HotorNot for over a year and have met probably a dozen women on it. Fact is the chick that took me to this shindig last night I met on there. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:38:40 AM EDT
[#25]
Nearly five years there, plus more than enough time in The Philippines and Thailand BA (before AIDS). Nothing would amuse me here. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:40:06 AM EDT
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Why.... Yes they were. Quite a machine. I could here this rumble through out the entire downstairs just had to go check it out. The woman that was on it sure seemed to be enjoying herself. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:40:08 AM EDT
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That would be one party it would pay to be early !!
How would ya like to be the janitor at that place. Oh jizz mopper, come here boy !! |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:40:38 AM EDT
[#28]
wow you banged one of those gang bang chicks?
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:42:40 AM EDT
[#29]
"The come here boy"
hmm might be a new nickname for TRG |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:46:22 AM EDT
[#31]
Ohhhhh no. I just observed from afar. To be honest I was so disgusted at the whole thing, after 2-3 hours I got the hell out of there. 
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Posted: 9/19/2004 8:48:43 AM EDT
[#32]
2+2=4 Sgtar15 PS LOVE the sig line 1GUNrunner!
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Posted: 9/19/2004 9:01:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/19/2004 11:09:09 AM EDT
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Never thought I'd say this to anyone... sir you are a PERVERT! |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 11:12:01 AM EDT
[#35]
Seen some nice ones...seen some nasty ones...
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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:30:15 PM EDT
[#36]
A lights out group grope, with glow in the dark body paint as the only illumination, could be VERY interesting. Use a color code for the paint to identify preferences. Red means NOBODY messes with this part, green meens for women only, blue means for men only, yellow means men or women.
Just a thought.... CJ |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:39:19 PM EDT
[#37]
Sounds more like the voice of experience. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:45:40 PM EDT
[#38]
Only for the idiots...it's called Darwinism. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:46:11 PM EDT
[#39]
Sooooo . . .
What did it smell like? |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:52:57 PM EDT
[#40]
It took ya 3 hours to leave huh .
 Well it couldn't been that bad if ya stayed for 3 hours. Please spare us of those pics .
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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:55:11 PM EDT
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How does a sex club work? Do you have to be invited? How do they know you don't have some wicked STD?
 Is it just like a orgie? Did you get any?  |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 2:57:53 PM EDT
[#42]
Nope. I've never had any group experiences. I just have an active imagination. CJ |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 3:54:10 PM EDT
[#43]
Thats just disgusting
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Posted: 9/19/2004 4:21:05 PM EDT
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Were they secretly taping, so we can see you non the internet later?
How do you deal with your concealed carry in a club like that?
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Posted: 9/19/2004 4:21:38 PM EDT
[#45]
Yeah it would really suck to be the janitor there. Can we say "BIOHAZARD"
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Posted: 9/19/2004 4:28:34 PM EDT
[#46]
I wouldn't touch it. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:30:37 PM EDT
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Are "Sex Clubs" legal ?
I remember watching "And the Band Played On" and they were talking about gay "Bath Houses" in San Francisco. They couldn't do anything to close them even though they had good reason to beleive they were spreading the new "G.R.I.D.S Gay Related Immune Deficancy Syndrome" that would come to be AIDS. I didn't know establishments like "Sex Clubs" were legal. |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:33:39 PM EDT
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Steamcleaner/pressure washer using bleach water & a "bunny suit" maybe? |
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:41:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/19/2004 5:43:14 PM EDT
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After 8 years in the Far East, I don't think there's anything you can describe that I haven't seen. A lot of those things I'd prefer to forget that I saw.
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