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I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flip-flopper with a soccer ball on his head.
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Not a caption but his physical appearance is as much a lie as is his background. Obviously he has taken mutiple sessions of botox, he has a tanning bed tan and his teeth have been excessively whitened. Acording to his wife, he also has a penial implant.
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I, John Kerry, think this is one of my proudest moments, where I saved an R. Buckminster Fuller Geodesic Vase from certain destruction, after it was hurled by my lovely bride Teresa, on our wedding night, when I begged her to do the nasty, and she responded by coyly hurling it at my noggin, for which I received a purple heart... |
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That pic is PROOF that kerry is a RAT. |
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I so wish that soccer ball had turned out to be a carefully painted steel cannonball!
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Whose penis, and in which orifice? |
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playing soccer for 18 years i've never seen somebody do a header with their mouth open, on the field that is. Now yeah i might have been to some parties and seen it done with the mouth open but thats another story.........
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"IF I can balance this ball on my head for one minute straight, I surely have what it takes to be commander and chief!"
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I dont have a caption, other than to say I used to live next to a family with a severely retarded girl....she was a young teenager, but developmentally around 2 years old. No ability to communicate....very poor motor skills....very sad actually...she always smiled, and seemed very happy...but you could tell there just werent any gears spinning behind those wide, gaping eyes.....
anyway.....Kerry's look on his face is EXACTLY how she used to look when she would focus on something! Coincidence.....I think not! |
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^^I vote for that one^^ that's the first thing I've laughed at all day....... |
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I've got a much better pic of Kerry... I just need to scan it, and find someone to host it for me...
You guys will friggin flip... |
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Jeez...he never quits! That fool is SUCH a boob! This campaign is getting to be a complete joke.
The only reason Bush hasn't left Kerry completely in his dust is because of the intense hatred so many Democrats have for Bush and because of the great help Kerry continues to receive from his pals in the press and media. Screw them...we'll win anyway! |
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This pics has to be a Photoshop....cuz I heard Kerry didn't have balls.
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LOL Yet another +1 for this one. |
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Oh man.................
This guy is a walking PR charlie foxtrot. |
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"In a moment of horror for his supporters, John Kerry's brain exploded out of his skull....."
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Somewhere in the great beyond, his daddy is trying to gigure out where he went so horribly wrong.
[hank hill]That boy just aint right.[/hank hill] |
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Not only does he look like a FAIRY in every sporting picture(other than the windsailing maybe) but was he shooting with no eyes and ears? What sportsman shoots without ears(other than maybe 1 shot while hunting). I shoot so much trap and skeet that I would be deaf in a day if I didn't wear ear pro.
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