Little Eric was in his 4th grade class when the teacher  asked
the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.

Eric was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher  asked
him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes  off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his  underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some
guy and make love with him for money. "

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly  set the
other children to work on some exercises and took little Eric side
to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Eric, "He works for the Democratic National  Committee
to elect John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in  front
of the other kids."

NOW THATS FUNNNNNNNEY

Funny, but if my dad worked for Kerry I would say that too.

LOL<|:)

Now now let's be nice...we wouldn't want to offend any of the "Fairies For Kerry" crowd