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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:28:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:30:35 AM EDT
[#1]
You'd hit it.
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:31:14 AM EDT
[#2]
To many time getting it stuffed in his pooper has made him crackers.
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:31:27 AM EDT
[#3]
nutty bar?
fruit cake fuck if I know basket case |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:31:49 AM EDT
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He said after being clinically dead for a minute that he saw flasing lights and his mother.
So I guess heaven is a big gay bar where dead fags are finally reunited with the overbearing mothers who made them that way. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:35:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:35:20 AM EDT
[#6]
That tiger was trying to help him alright. He was trying to help him become dinner.
BTW, what's the third one down? |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:36:09 AM EDT
[#7]
Whack(-a-mole) Job.
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:36:26 AM EDT
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The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
is Tiggers are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs. They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one. Oh, III'm the only one! Oh, the wonderful thing about Tiggers is, Tiggers are wonderful chaps. They're loaded with vim and vigor. They love to leap in your lap. They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is ... III'm the only one! |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:36:51 AM EDT
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Really, you just can't make this kind of stuff up. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:36:59 AM EDT
[#10]
Whack Job |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:37:32 AM EDT
[#11]
whack job EDIT: Darn someone beat me to it |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:38:40 AM EDT
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He had a simple explanation for his brush with death on his 59th birthday: "I was not allowed to die just yet, because my wings for being an angel were not quite ready."
Man, there's got to be a fairy joke there somewhere...... 
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