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Posted: 9/16/2004 7:07:37 AM EDT

Short people got no reason
 Short people got no reason
 Short people got no reason
 To live
 
 They got little hands
 And little eyes
 And they walk around
 Tellin' great big lies
 They got little noses
 And tiny little teeth
 They wear platform shoes
 On their nasty little feet
 
 Well, I don't want no short people
 Don't want no short people
 Don't want no short people
 Round here
 
 Short people are just the same
 As you and I
 (A fool such as I)
 All men are brothers
 Until the day they die
 (It's a wonderful world)
 
 Short people got nobody
 Short people got nobody
 Short people got nobody
 To love
 
 They got little baby legs
 And they stand so low
 You got to pick 'em up
 Just to say hello
 They got little cars
 That got beep, beep, beep
 They got little voices
 Goin' peep, peep, peep
 They got grubby little fingers
 And dirty little minds
 They're gonna get you every time
 Well, I don't want no short people
 Don't want no short people
 Don't want no short people
 'Round here





Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:08:56 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:09:41 AM EDT
[#2]
Damn, you just like trying to piss people off
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:10:24 AM EDT
[#3]
Well, so far that 2 midgets that replied.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:11:31 AM EDT
[#4]
They're called midgets, get it straight!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:11:39 AM EDT
[#5]
I used to play that song for one chick at work who was around 5'1 or so and she thought it was funnier then I did.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:12:14 AM EDT
[#6]

6'3" - I like it up here.  
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:16:20 AM EDT
[#7]
I used to sing that song to my kids before they fell to sleep. The oldest is getting out of prison next
week. The youngest ran away at 12 so I really don't know what became of her.


GM
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:17:09 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Well, so far that 2 midgets that replied.


Sgatr15



I replied, but if you call 6'4" 240Lbs a midget, you are a giant.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:21:18 AM EDT
[#9]
Sarge, don’t aggravate the tiny. I've done it enough to know that most are perfectly lined up to get a good shot at your package.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:22:16 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Sarge, don’t aggravate the tiny. I've done it enough to know that most are perfectly lined up to get a good shot at your package.



And they have sharp teeth.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:24:58 AM EDT
[#11]
...and us short people are smart enought to recognize a Lyle Lovett song.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:26:00 AM EDT
[#12]
Well, at least I don't play with dolls.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:27:07 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Well, at least I don't play with dolls.




No, the shoprt people ARE the dolls.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:28:13 AM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:33:43 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
I'll bite your shins if you show up at Gunstock






Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:45:16 AM EDT
[#16]
I believe the politically correct term is "vertically challenged"
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:46:58 AM EDT
[#17]
6'4" with a 5'4" wife.

I like short people!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:53:49 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
They're called midgets, get it straight!



They're "physically challenged people" , get it straight! Be PC!

Is this thread going to lock?


BTW, Stg....Whatch your knee!  
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:12:50 AM EDT
[#19]
short people [normal people] tend to live longer than tall people, ever see any former proffessional basketball players that live to be over 75?

tall people have more health problems, bad back, bad knees, joint problems, foot problems, heart problems, etc

whats the advantage to being extra tall? unless your a pro basketball player, cant find clothes that fit because your an oddball size, size 13 to 16 shoes?

anybody 5 ft to 5 ft 9 is normal sized IMHO
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:15:45 AM EDT
[#20]
I thought they prefered to be called DWARF


GD midgets!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:18:56 AM EDT
[#21]

short people [normal people] tend to live longer than tall people, ever see any former proffessional basketball players that live to be over 75?

tall people have more health problems, bad back, bad knees, joint problems, foot problems, heart problems, etc

whats the advantage to being extra tall? unless your a pro basketball player, cant find clothes that fit because your an oddball size, size 13 to 16 shoes?

anybody 5 ft to 5 ft 9 is normal sized IMHO




He! He! He! Another midget sign on!  

We are numerous and we are dangerous! Watch out world !

Wise men once said "Never mess with the short ones....Size does not matter!"  

Bwaaahaaahaaa!

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:19:13 AM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:20:11 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
He! He! He! Another midget sign on!  

We are numerous and we are dangerous! Watch out world !

Wise men once said "Never mess with the short ones....Size does not matter!"  

Bwaaahaaahaaa!




I'm no GD midget
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:21:25 AM EDT
[#24]
most Special Forces guys like SEALs are short statured guys because they can go places where some ordinary big dumb jack ass dont fit
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:25:06 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
www.sogalante.blogger.com.br/oompa.jpg











Sarge, if we ever meet, you better watch out, cause I'll use your nut sack as a speed bag for my boxing training.

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:25:34 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
I'm no GD midget



Relax, I got it fixed...check it again.


Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:27:23 AM EDT
[#27]
I've always been under the impression that that song is about the KKK.  Anyone else ever heard that 'urban legend'?
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 12:47:28 PM EDT
[#28]
another dis-advantage to being big & tall is if you were ever in a combat zone the enemy would spot you a mile away, you would be one big target for an enemy sniper

and you would be more likely to set off trip wires & booby traps because of your enormous size.

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 12:56:14 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
rundevilrun.com/gallery/bridget/



 Brigett the Midget, I haven't seen her in years.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 1:01:17 PM EDT
[#30]
I have it on good advice that women don't want no short-short man.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 4:00:55 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm no GD midget



Relax, I got it fixed...check it again.





no offense taken

GD midgets
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 4:05:10 PM EDT
[#32]
Andy?.........Is that you?...............I'm gonna bitch slap you at work tomorrow!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 4:07:49 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
I have it on good advice that women don't want no short-short man.



you might be right? I usually see tall guys with short wives or girlfriends, I hardly ever see a short guy with a tall girl? or a short guy with a short girl? the guy is usually taller than the woman.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 4:11:43 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Andy?.........Is that you?...............I'm gonna bitch slap you at work tomorrow!!



Nope not me, but funny how we were talking about that this morning at work Bob.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 4:12:13 PM EDT
[#35]
What is Bridget doing on the floor? I mean I know cooler air is on the ground but it looks like she's getting ready to puke! The bent little arm just creeps me out! EEEEwwwwww!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 4:13:51 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have it on good advice that women don't want no short-short man.



you might be right? I usually see tall guys with short wives or girlfriends, I hardly ever see a short guy with a tall girl? or a short guy with a short girl? the guy is usually taller than the woman.



You only see the type of enviroment that you are acustomed too. When you buy a ford car, all you see are those cars from then on. You never notice them before that.

I am not tall. My wife of 21 years is taller than me. Most of my girlfriends were taller than me. The tallest was 6 inches taller than me. I might have married her, except her mom didn't like it that I was shorter and eventually broke us up. That lady was a bitch.

But you got to just love to slow dance with tall women!

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 4:45:34 PM EDT
[#37]
How can you tell who is short on the internet?
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 4:47:33 PM EDT
[#38]
they post threads about short people
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:25:00 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have it on good advice that women don't want no short-short man.



you might be right? I usually see tall guys with short wives or girlfriends, I hardly ever see a short guy with a tall girl? or a short guy with a short girl? the guy is usually taller than the woman.



Wrong..Remember Susan Anton and Dudley Moore? They were a married couple.

As long as the short guy is good looking and is rich....He can stand tall with any woman.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:26:58 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
How can you tell who is short on the internet?



Easy...All you have to do is to post shit like this and see who's gonna reply.
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