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Posted: 9/14/2004 12:38:02 PM EDT
Chuck Schumer said that if the AWB expires, machineguns would be available to us.

Well!  I can't find any of the sumbitchin' things at any gunstore!

I can't believe he lied to me!  My own farging US Senator!

Who can I trust?

Bilster
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:42:17 PM EDT
[#1]
Well duh.  You are lookin in the wrong place.  Check the grocery store.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:44:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:49:04 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Well duh.  You are lookin in the wrong place.  Check the grocery store.




... or high school
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:49:24 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Well, you are about two days late with this post.  We've already seen this about a dozen times.



But this one is personal.  He lied!  I am so confused.  I don't know who to trust!
I'm afraid to go outside.  He might say it's safe, and WHAM!  I get killed by a meteor of something!

Bilster
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:50:06 PM EDT
[#5]
...ore better yet, an Elementary School.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:50:10 PM EDT
[#6]
No No No you get them from 10 year olds on the street corner or out of their car truck.

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:56:23 PM EDT
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Quoted:
No No No you get them from 10 year olds on the street corner or out of their car truck.




That sounds like a plan!  Most of the 10 year olds have pickup trucks around here, but they have plenty of space back there to have merchandise.

Thanks.

Bilster
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 1:04:47 PM EDT
[#8]
Have you asked the ice cream man?  He sells them to kids out of the back of the truck.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 1:08:03 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Have you asked the ice cream man?  He sells them to kids out of the back of the truck.




You're all sheep.

Just go to road... their FLOODED with AKs and Uzis.

The Ice Cream Man is just sellin TEC-9s.   Pfffft


- BG
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 1:08:26 PM EDT
[#10]
... Write him a well composed letter complaning that he didn't keep his promise so you and your family can no longer promise him your votes.

...  I'm serious.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 1:11:41 PM EDT
[#11]
You don't have a cousin Paddy!
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